Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

The time when Miko brought a puppy to base

The base was peaceful and quiet while the sun shine brightly through the one way window Agent Fowler and Ratchet had installed only a week before. All the bots bar Ratchet were just standing around, even Optimus wasn't working for once! Bumblebee and Arcee seemed to be talking to each other quietly and Bulkhead was waiting for am alert from Wheeljack, who was supposed to be flying here from wherever he was before.

A quietish rhythm of footsteps was heard as Ratchet stepped into the room, he was in a good temper so instead of scowling he was close to a smile.
Bulkhead bit back a remark about how he almost didn't recognise Ratchet in case he annoyed said Medic.
"It is, quiet?" Ratchet said, confused.
"It is quite peaceful and quiet today, what a change!"

"I agree Old Friend, it is indeed peaceful," Optimus Agreed, but he looked like he knew something the others didn't, and was waiting for them to figure it out.
"I think it is a Saturday today..." Ratchet started and trailed off before smiling for once. He looked at Optimus knowingly and then glanced at the three younger bots who were quite confused.
"It is so peaceful it seems that something is missing..." Arcee said thoughtfully, looking around to see if she was right.
"Maybe, Arcee you should think about the opposite of peaceful?" Optimus suggested, looking both amused and Disappointed at the same time.

"I don't know!" Bulkhead shouted after thinking for a grand total of two seconds.
"Um, Raf do you thin-" Bumblebee froze and realized something.
Then the three younger Autobots simultaneously shouted "OH SCRAP THE KIDS!" They scrambled away in a hurry to get their kids while Ratchet looked annoyed,
"I was hoping they wouldn't realize and we would get a whole day of peace!" He said crossly.
"Although you like the peace I think that we are learning about human culture much quicker." Optimus said.
"I give up, I refuse to work today, nope nope nope!" Ratchet grumbled and crossed his arms.

"I understand old friend but we need to have an optic out for deceptions at all time."
Ratchet sighed, their relationship was getting colder and more foreign.

But this chapter isn't about them and they respect that choice so I shall carry on.

Silence settled between the two bots, before it had been nice but now it was painfully awkward. Ratchet went over to the computer as Optimus stared off into space in deep thought.

Le time skip brought to you by Bumblebee pretending to be Knockout

Loud yelling was heard at the entrance of base. Seconds later Bumblebee and Bulkhead sprinted towards Optimus and hid behind him, forgetting everything about decency.
"EARTH FELINE!!!" Bulkhead yelled in fear as he pointed to the opening in base.
Miko strode in with something in her arms. She looked very happy. Not a good sign.

Jack and Raf walked in after shouting,
"MIKO YOU CANNOT KEEP IT!" Bit Miko payed No attention and carried on happily.

I swear I will finish this one!
Edit: Still haven't finished it but a little update I guess?