Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Orion Pax's Vlog

In this oneshot Orion, Ratchet, Soundwave and Wheeljack are in a boarding school. Iacon Academy. Orion is pretty poor, Soundwave is in foster care and has a stutter.
Oh yeah and Wheeljack is a total nerd.
*This is a headcanon I have so it would be easier to write it like this instead of actual canon.*

A camera fizzled into life, revealing a small blue and red bot. He was grinning from ear to ear, but you couldn't hear what he was saying.
He quickly spun round as two people entered the room.
The camera was on mute as Orion began talking to the two people, but on the edge of the screen you could see a teenager Soundwave leaning sideways to look at the camera. He didn't seem to be saying anything, although it would be impossible to tell, but instead he was just staring at the camera.
The other figure leaned over to stare over Soundwaves' shoulder, revealing himself as an innocent looking Wheeljack.
He looked at it dumbly for a few seconds before looking at Orion and saying a few words.
Orion spun to look at the camera again, looking confused before his face went into an 'O' shape and he fiddled with something presumably on the side of the camera.
Suddenly, Sound exploded into the camera, the muted conversation playing in a high pitched tone as it sped up.

"Hey Orion you missed Science again."
"Yes v-very ru- very rude."
"I was busy working on the project!"
"You were working on it without me?"
"You were in Science!"
"Like you should have been!"
"Science is boring-"
"No it ain't- 'Wave what are you looking at?"
"He's looking at the project."
"..."
"..."
"Well?"
"..."
"It's on Mute Orion."
"Oh! Wait how do I unmute it?"
"There's a button, Orion."
"Id-Idiot."

"There we go! A fully working camera!"
Orion presented proudly, pointing at the lense with both servos.
"You skipped Science for that ugly thing? We have 'Wave to take pictures!" Wheeljack said almost incredulously.
"It's to take videos! And Soundwave isn't around 24/7!" Orion answered, obviously excited about the camera.
"It looks really mi- really mism-matched..." Soundwave said uncertaintly, walking closer to the camera. His visor reflected what the camera looked like and it was indeed mismatched.

"We can always paint it! Wheeljack you still have that paint you stole?"
Wheeljack rolled his optics,
"Course I do, why wouldn't I?"
"Perhaps b-bes-because people don't usually carry p-pail-paint around?" Soundwave answered.
"Never know when you might need it to make a science project explode." Wheeljack reasoned before smirking a little,
"Like last lesson."

Right on que, Ratchet burst in. Like always he was fuming, but it was hard to find him scary because it seemed that younger him was rather short.
"WHEELJACKWHATWEREYOUTHINKINGIMGOINGTOGETANFONTHISPROJECTNOWANDITSCOMPLETELYYOURFAULT!" Ratchet yelled, waving a servo before pausing and remembering something. He reached down and pulled a wrench out, ignoring the squeaking Wheeljack was making at the sight of it, and chased the to-be-wrecker around the room with it.
"COMEHERESOICANKILLYOU!"
"WHY WOULD I STOP AFTER THAT?"
"YOU'RE MAKING ME FAIL THE TERM FOR SCIENCE!"
"Nahhhh," Wheeljack started, "That was just a small test, and anyway the teacher got a sample."
Ratchet stopped and looked at Wheeljack, who was tapping his processor mockingly.
Ratchet growled and threw the wrench anyway, barely keeping a straight face as Wheeljack squeaked again before a loud crash was heard and Wheeljack fell out of sight.

"That's gotta hurt..." Orion said uncertaintly, looking at Ratchet in slight fear.
"I hope it did." Ratchet replied with a smile. It looked pretty creepy.
"Creepy" Soundwave voiced what both him and Orion were thinking.
"Shut it." Ratchet said before noticing the camera.
"What the hell is that rubbish?"

Wheeljack walked back into frame, rubbing his helm.
"C'mon Ratch, it ain't that bad!"
Orion looked kinda put down at that, looking down at the floor sadly. Ratchets face changed at his friends sadness.
"I was joking it looks great!"
He was obviously lying but Orion didn't seem to care.
"It has mute options, zooming in, almost unlimited recording space, and you can hold it in your servo without a problem!"
Orion excitedly explained, waving his hands around like an idiot.
"Let's do something so w- so we can- can record it!" Soundwave said, already walking most-likely towards the door.
"YES LETS GO!" Wheeljack yelled and ran after Soundwave.
Ratchet sighed and shook his head, walking towards the door too.
Orion quickly grabbed the camera and ran after the others, the camera shaking all over the place as if someone had dropped it.

This will probably become a short series of oneshots.
Talking of short, sorry it's not that long. There will be a pt 2 and maybe 3 (possible more idk)
Anyway, hope y'all are doing good!
(I say despite knowing nobody actually reads this)
Also this is the 50th chapter on this book!!!!! And it's only been like two years :).