Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers

Cave In

(NOT an Arcee×Knockout)

"Autobots!-"
"Yeah yeah, roll out Whatever."
Arcee grinded her denta as Smokescreen (obviously in a bad mood) interrupted Optimus Prime for the thirtieth time.
"...yes, thank you Smokescreen. Be careful Team, the ground is very unstable as it is positioned above a tunnel network."
"Aye aye Captain." Wheeljack commented, smirking as Miko snorted.
To her left Arcee could hear Ultra Magnus sigh and bite back a reprimand and she couldn't help but sympathise. Before she could the groundbridge opened with a loud whirr and the Autobots all piled out, business modes on.

What they entered the field to was chaos. The Decepticons were basically fighting themselves, punching and kicking each other away from Energon Crystals.
Arcee narrowed her optics, sure it was a trap.
"Optimus? What's going on?" She heard Bumblebee ask in confusion. Arcee stood straight and turned to Optimus;
"Is there any Dark Energon or Synth-En around to make them act like this?"
Optimus didn't reply, observing the scene with a concentrated expression.
"They haven't even noticed us! Can't we just make them all go BOOM before they fight back?"
The sound of Wheeljacks voice was so annoying Arcee could literally murder him right now.

"No, did you not listen to the Commander? The ground is too unstable."
Ultra Magnus cut in before anyone else could.
"Exactly, our attacks must be calculated and carefu-"
Optimus was cut off as a blast hit him right on the chest plates, thankfully bouncing off with only a scorch mark left behind.
The Autobots turned to see that they had been standing around for too long, the 'Cons had noticed them.
They snapped into action immedietly, weapons out and defenses high. Bumblebee went off to tackle a group of Vehicons guarding a large crystal and Arcee ran towards a large cluster of smaller crystals, ready to pick them up while maintaining her speed.
A blast to the back through her forwards and she hit the ground, hard. She groaned and scrambled to her pedes, spinning around just in time to dodge a spinning sawblade aimed to cut her faceplate in two.
"Knockout!" She exclaimed, slicing at his chest quickly and growling when she missed.
"Hello Sweetheart, how's life going?"

Arcee resisted the urge to spit at him and spun to the side as he lunged again. She brought her arms to the side the second the saw went past and smirked as a satisfying yell came from the Medic.
"MY FINISH!"
Arcee turned and stood in a defensive position;
"Do you ever shut up about that?" She lunged and sliced again, only pausing when Knockout was knocked clean off his pedes by a flying sword.
Arcee looked to the side -confused- and gasped. She did not like what she was seeing.
Optimus was lying motionless on the floor behind Megatron, who was currently smashing his sword down onto Wheeljacks single katana ruthlessly. Wheeljack himself was lying trapped, having taken Megatron on to stop Optimus getting offlined.
Arcee didn't have time to block as Knockout came running back into her.
She flew forwards again but landed in a roll, throwing the first shard she could find directly into Knockouts face. It was a good thing she had an amazing aim.

She set off running, grabbing another Energon shard to throw at Megatron when something made her skid to a stop.
Megatron was now holding Wheeljacks grenade with a malicious grin on his face.

"No!" Arcee heard Wheeljack shout, but he was cut off from standing by a heavy pede slamming down on his chest plates and pinning him to the floor. Behind Megatron, Optimus slowly started to rise.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?"
Arcee froze as Megatron examined the bomb, flinching when the Warlord roughly threw it up in the air and caught it in search of the detonation button.
"Thank you for this Wheeljack, you have single handedly ruined your team AND killed yourself."
Arcee didn't have time to shout before Megatron pressed the button and threw it next to Wheeljack, quickly jumping and transformering to fly away. The other Decepticons followed suit within seconds as Wheeljack quickly spun to throw it as far away as he could.