Roger: Why are David and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?
Syd: They had a fight.
Roger: Then why are they still holding hands?
Syd: David gets sad when they fight.
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David: [dramatically watches the rainfall through the window]
David: We're born alone and gonna die alone.
Roger: Y/N left like three minutes ago.
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You: If you have 10 cookies, and I ask for 5, how many would you have left?
David: None.
You: ... David this is basic math—
David: I would give them all to you because I love you.
You:
You, visibly holding back tears: Disgusting. Absolutely repulsive. Get out of my house.
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David: I heard you have a crush on me.
You: What-
David: Do you have a crush on me?
You: David, we're married.
David: And?
You: *sigh* I have the biggest crush on you.
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David, peaking under the blanket: Y/N? Are you ready to come out and interact with other people?
You: [demonic screeching]
David: Understandable, have a good day, babe.
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Roger: What are you reading?
David: A book of things I love.
Roger: David, that's just a photo album of Y/N.
David: Oh, what a coincidence.
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David, throwing his head on your lap, looking at you innocently: Y/N, tell me I'm pretty.
You, rolling your eyes while smiling lovingly at David: You can be pretty annoying sometimes.
David, grinning: But, do you think I'm pretty?
You: You know you're gorgeous.
David, smug: Of course I am.
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You: When you said you did magic in bed, this wasn't what I expect-
David, holding up 9 of clubs: Is this your card?
You, softly: Holy shit...
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Roger: Where did David go?
Syd: *screaming* Y/N DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE LOVED!
David from across the room: WHO WANTS TO FUCKING DIE!?
Syd: There he is.
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You: There is no way I'm letting you do this stupid thing.
David: :(
You: Without me.
David: :D
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You, about David: Been dating the same person for 7 years now and I always keep his picture in my wallet.
You: Whenever I face difficulties in life I take out my wallet and stare at his picture.
You: And it comforts me knowing that if I can survive being in a relationship with this dumbass, I can survive anything.
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yay another chapter doneee.
i did smth different, half bc my imagination is nonexistent and half bc i thought it would be a funny idea.
to the people who spend their time to read this, ty vv much, it makes me happy that this is receiving attention😊
~Lady Alis
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FanfictionI write for every PF member bc they all deserve love. There are so few imagines of them that I decided to write my own. i accept requests so dont be shy 😊
