Assassin's Creed Modern One Shots

Q&A

A/N: I did a Q&A thing a little while back with my followers on here and got the characters to answer some questions! This was really great for some character development and I enjoyed this so much I thought I should share the results. There we are! x

"👉👈 what's Evies opinion on old vs modern books (idkfbndbsbdb)"

evie: Thank goodness someone asked. Reading old books gives me this nostalgic feeling of a life I never had. Jacob couldn't even begin to comprehend something like that. Although, I have to admit, I find some of the concepts... questionable in older novels. There are some good modern books, but I tend to be quite selective, according to Mister Green. We go to the library together often, and end up swapping books with each other. It's nice that way...

"What would each of them consider their 'main catchphrase' or most commonly used phrase to be? Or what do they think each others are?"

altair: Ezio always seems to begin with: 'You know in Florence,' and that's when I stop tuning in.

ezio: Simple. Connor tells us to drink water all the time. As if Desmond listened...

connor: It is embarrassing to say, but if Desmond approves of a couple at school, he'll shout: 'I'll come to your Minecraft wedding!' If I am honest, it is ridiculous.

desmond: Hey, I know how to answer this one! Aveline's always saying: 'I know you love me'. It doesn't matter what situation it's in, she- uh, it's just something she says a lot.

aveline: Arno's constantly telling us: 'Elise really exists.' The guys don't believe him, but I know I do! He can't possibly have an invisible girlfriend... right?

arno : Jacob's is: 'My Rooks!' or something to do with 'Roth's Daily Quiz.' I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. I'm guessing it's a drama inside joke, because I don't get it. Or it's an idiotic Jacob thing, who's to say?

jacob: Evie tells me to shut up a lot... though she does like to say: 'Father wouldn't approve.' I don't need his approval and besides, he doesn't need to know.

evie: Altaïr, hmm I suppose he's the one to fill the silence - if there was any - with any mention of philosophy. He'll start with a name and their theory and it sort of carries on like so. It's awfully fascinating, really.

"What hilarious thing did Jacob and Evie get in trouble for as kids?"

jacob: Ooh-hoo, where to start?

evie: Jacob, don't.

jacob: What? We were asked, it's our duty to respond~

evie: Fine...

jacob: Well, we were eight when this happened. Father had grounded us the day before, and we were pretty pissed off at him, so we decided it would be great to take the mick out of Father and hide his keys. But... why stop there? Me and Evie-

evie: 'Evie and I,' thank you.

jacob: Evie and I chucked the keys in a bowl and tipped half a box of coco-pops in to hide them. We ate our breakfast, trying not to look all suspicious-like, waiting for Father to start panicking.

evie: He did, and began yelling to himself, or us about being late for something. He took the bowl from the table and was actually eating our favourite breakfast cereal, utterly oblivious to the fact that the keys settled right at the bottom. He was so preoccupied with worrying, that he hardly noticed he had a mouthful of his keys. Until, of course, he must've tasted the metal.