Our Hero Academia

OHA Minisode 3: THROW IT BACK TO HELL!!!

Ben: "Definitely not."

Oji: "You do know Mary collects a lot of haunted stuff right? She has voodoo dolls and everything."*At a pawnshop Oji is holding an old Annabelle doll.*

Oji: "How much is it?"

Front desk man: "Ill sell it to you for 200 Yen."

Oji: "DEAL!"

*At the dorms Oji just came back and showed everyone the doll*

Oji: "Can we keep it?"

Ben: "No."

Oji: "Why not?!"

Ben: "It's demonically possessed."

Oji: "No it's not!"

Ben: "Yes it is."

Lily: "I'M BURNING IT!!!!!!"

Oji: "IT'S JUST A DOLL!!!!"

Neo: "AN EVIL DOLL!!!!!"

Haruki: "A VERY EVIL DOLL!!!!! IT HAS EYES LIKE BLACK HOLES!!!!!!!"

Oji: "Cute, old, raggedy, not evil doll!"

Ben: "..... one week. If I see anything bad about it then I'm filling a room with holy water and putting it inside."

Oji: "Or I can just give it to Mary!"

Ben: "Exactly why I'm in the process of collecting all of them and burning them. But this doll is not for anyone."

Oji: "You can't burn voodoo dolls and things like that, it's bad juju!"

Ben: "I'm still doing it."

Oji: "BAD JUJU!!!!!!!"

*Two days later*

Oji: "TAKE THIS THING AND BURN IT WITH FIRE AND DROWN IT WITH HOLY WATER!!!!!!!!!!"

Ben: "Went to take a shower and it moved to the front of the door?"

Oji: "HOW DI-"

Ben: "Mind reading"

Oji: "Okay. NOW DESTROY IT!!!!"

Ben: "On it. Just let me gather up all of Mary's cursed stuff as well."

*after gathering it all up*

Ben: "Well now i'm gonna go drop everything in a room filled with Holy Water. I should also purify both rooms."

Oji: "Yeah you should."

Ben: "I'll do it after I take care of the artifacts."

*two days later*

Mary: "WHY DOES ALL MY STUFF KEEP DISAPPEARING!?!?!?!?!"

Ben: *runs out of his room* "EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT COME TO THE COMMON ROOM!!!

Mary: "I NEED TO FIND MY STUFF!"

Cherry: *grabs Mary and drags her to the common room*

Ben: "I'm dropping Annabelle and all of Mary's stuff into hell because Annabelle scratched me."

Oji: "I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT DEMON!!!!"

Mary: "YOU STOLE MY STUFF!?!?!?!?"

Ben: "Yes but are you not focusing on the scratch part?"

Oji: "THE DEMON HURT YOU BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO DESTROY IT! SO DESTROY IT!!!"

Mary: "DON'T DESTROY MY STUFF!!!!!"

Ben: "I'm gonna drop everything into hell. Wanna watch?"

Neo: "Oh, something slightly interesting."

Lily: "YES!"

*portal to hell opens*

Mary: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

*everything falls in*

Mary:*tries to jump in*

Ben: *tendril keeps her from going in*

Mary: "WHY YOU - HOW DARE YOU!!!! WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO STEAL MY STUFF!?!?!?"

Ben: "God almighty."

Mary: ".........WELL SATAN HATES YOU!!!"

Ben: "Actually he loves me."

Mary: "NOBODY LOVES YOU!!!!"

Ben: "Oji does."

Oji: "Who doesn't?"

Neo: "I don't."

Oji: "Besides Neo."

Koki: "Me."

Oji: "...besides them."

Ben: "Fair enough."

Have a great day Extranet and multidimensional travelers!