haikyuu one shots

Ukatake

(IDK if that's the ship name and I'm way too lazy to search it up rn- this is probably gonna be short)

kinky salt created a group chat

kinky salt added dying lungs, takeDAH, unholy Jesus, horny tornado, suna rinfox, milky boi, the better twin, sangwoo 2.0, unholy sunshine, simp, deadchi, badass mom, and 20 others.

kinky salt

alright, listen up you unholy gays today I will be exposing you for the unholy kinky creatures that you are and we have some guest

Badass mom
Tsukishima why did you add coach and takeda

Kinky salt
Isn't it obvious their the guest  and today we will be exposing the guest :)

Dying lungs
Why is my name that and someone please  explain  this

Deadchi
Im sorry coach there's really no explanation

suna rinfox

if im being honest im looking forward to this continue salty 

milky boi

saltyshima your name really suits you , you should keep it :)

unholy sunshine 

thats right it really does suit you saltyshima :3 

kinky salt you both are so annoying that your going first :)

milky boi

wtf why us 

unholy sunshine

saltyshima we can work this out 

badass mom 

put your seat belts on children 

deadchi 

suga you didnt have to do them like that-

Kinky salt 

Sush the exposing will begin now 

kinky salt :

unholy sunshine

okay but- why do i look hot there 🤭

milky boi

^^ same tho 😌

badass mom 

my children are all hot just like me