Update 14/2/2016
(Not the real date of course)
In the recent episode season 38 episode 24 'love is a laughter'.
Scp 2030-3 (you) was in the episode along with scp 2030-2. Scp 2030-3 showed clear distress and looked to be in the middle of a panic attack.
In the episode, a man called Chris [Redacted], who died by getting stabbed in the heart, was walking across the park when he looked in the distance and the camera moved to show a girl called Jennifer [Redacted], who got into a car crash and died.
The camera went back to Chris who had hearts in his eyes and walked up to Jennifer, the two appeared to be flirting with each other until Chris 's heart started pumping out of his chest similar to a cartoon but with the shape of a real heart.
It slowly started beating faster and faster until the heart completely explodes out of his chest and he falls to the floor. The heart then starts shooting tiny fireworks that were all red.
(Child friendly boner)
The girl screams and appears distress as she goes onto her knees and shakes the man.
(Health 👍)
The crowd laughs at the man dying even though the girls was screaming in horror.
Scp 2030-2 then showed himself but what was different this time was that scp 2030-3 was joining him when he popped out. Scp 2030-3 was wrapped around scp 2030-2 armwhile having a white card with a red heart ❤ (like this) in scp 2030-3's hand. 2030-3's face and above the shoulders was cut off.
We could only watch on the show camera's since after 3 weeks Dr random offered giving up sending in Tiny's to keep watch over scp 2030-3 since the prices to make those Tiny's are hard as well as paying people to make them. After majority vote we gave up on keeping tabs on scp 2030-3.
As normal when scp 2030-2 showed up the girl started laughing and so did the guy despite the fact that he was, you know.... Dead.
After the show scp 2030-2 walked up to the stage with his hand around scp 2030-3, who was looking down at the ground and clearly didn't want to be on stage.
As usual scp 2030-3 made a speech to close up the show, which was
"What a laugh hey folks, and what a better episode to have for valentines day huh?"
*scp 2030-2 pulled scp 2030-3 closer to him*
*audience laughs*
"Now we're gonna close to episode here with a good laugh, and remember laugh is fun so laugh laugh laugh and laugh and laugh"
The episode ended with the camera moving to the audience like normal revealing that the seat where scp 2030-3 used to be is replaced with folded into 2 to stand up with a heart on it saying "booked"
The episode then ends with the phrase "laugh is love" instead of "laugh is laugh"
It was creepy instead of romantic.

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