Scp x reader one shots

What if you called them daddy

This is just as a joke so please don't take it seriously.

Also I'm not including the inhuman ones like scp 035 or scp 049 cause..... no

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Scp 076 Able (angry boi)

Able has Clan mentality so he has no understanding of a daddy kink

He'll either say "your dad's over there"

"I'm not your fucking dad"

Or

(Please don't take this seriously)

"Your dad's not coming back"

.....

Stiff

Scp 073 Cain (robo boi)

He probably won't understand either.

He doesn't have clan mentality like Able and he obviously isn't innocent.

Its just that he's not a kinky person and he'll never understand why people call each other a family member while having sex.

And at first he probably thought you meant your actual dad.

When he realises you meant it in a kinky way he just looks at you like

A look of pure disappointment

You aught to spray you all with holy water

BEGONE SINNERS

Scp 1504 Joe Schmo (the younger brother that gets into all kinds of trouble but since he's younger just older brother gets the name instead of him)

He's so casual about it

He's seen so much shit in his life that whatever happens there is no surprise and he just roles with it

(🎶they see me rolling, they hatin'🎶

.........

I'm sorry)

You on the other side of the room: hey daddy

Joe peak his head out of the kitchen with a cigarette in his mouth: yeah baby

(Baby is gender neutral but if you are still uncomfortable with being called baby then I'm sorry (◞‸◟ㆀ))

Scp 166 rewrite (I wanna church girrrrlll to go to church AAAANND READ HER BIIIBBBLLLLEE)

MAY THE POWER OF GOD COMPELL YOU

YOU FILTHY SINNER

Scp 1233 the moon champion (definition of a 12 year old trapped inside of a older man's body)

He doesn't understand a daddy kink either

Or any kink at all for that matter.

But unlike with Cain or Able he will accept the fact that you called him daddy and now he is your dad

"*gasp* you see me a father figure"

"No that not what I-"

Scp 1233 grabs you like a ball "c'mon my son/daughter/child lets go do whatever dads and their child do together"

He's so cute

Scp 2030-1 laughy mclaugherson (his parents must of Hated him to just him a name like that

I have no reason for thinking this

I have no explaination

And no evidence

But something in my soul tells me that he has a daddy kink and is a kinky person.

As soon as you call him daddy, then your gonna need to steal tensei's chair

HA-

*roll credits music*

"Daddy!"

"......."

he walking up to you

Reader run

NO RUN HE'S TAKING OFF HIS BLAZER

The show was cancelled that day

Scp 1481-1 the genie  (crack head genie)

Its either look of disappointment or look of disgust

There is no in between

"(Y/N)....... What the actual [redacted]"

Scp 4999 dream man (I love you. "I don't even exist")

He's probably like Joe but he doesn't see it as a dad kink

I headcanon that because he goes to people when they are close to death children tend to look up to him and call him dad.

And he doesn't mind it cause he knows how much he means to them and for the last few seconds they are alive he treats them like they are his kid.

So with this it's the same. Obviously your not a kid he's just gotten use to the nickname so he's chill about it

"Hey daddy"

"Yeah"

Scp 007 (🎶he's got the whole world in his stomach🎶) (primary school flashbacks)

He doesn't know what to do

"I-"

His face is very very red and at some point he just excepts it

"Hey daddy"

"I-......... Okay?"

He doesn't know what to do now

Please help him

I think he's crashed

Scp 007.exe has stopped working