Because She's Blonde, I Had To

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Selena and Frankie were walking to Maccas after school.

It was pretty late, so the streetlights were on.

This makes zero sense, but it needs to be dark for the sake of the plot.

Selena doesn't actually like Frankie, but whatever.

She passes by Aayla, who is walking in the opposite direction to them.

Naturally, Aayla ignores Selena.

Frankie is talking about some random shit, probably about Bethany and how cool and funny she is, whatever, who cares because...

Frankie is blonde.

We all know what this means, yes yes.

She shall be first to die :)

BANG BANG

Two shots into Frankie's back.

Selena screams.

Blood blooms from Frankie like a nice flower in springtime.

The ambulance and police are called, but obviously she is D.E.A.D.

Author's Note: I do not believe in descrimination towards blonde people who are nasty and make people cry themselves to sleep, why would you think that.

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