I have this book its against all laws and government. Everyone I know wants this book for getting their best friend back, getting everyone to sleep on time and to get their friends darkest desires but it's in my man cave- "TECHNO YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT THAT BOOK AGAIN ALSO WE'RE STARTING SOON" "YEP" I quickly went into my man cave and wrote everything I want to happen in it. Quickly I ran out of my man cave and walked to the sitting room.
I sat in a clear spot next to Wilbur. "AHHH WHAT THE HELL TECHNO WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON GHOSTBUR" i moved over next to tommy who of course was reading his tweets out loud. "@ tubbo Wilbur is giving out to technoblade for "sitting on ghostbur" help" emmm alright interesting do you know what? At least I get to win tonight.
The first game we played was monopoly Phil explained how to play. What I didn't like about his version was that he made his own figures with what seemed to be our faces on them and his own areas on it like l'manburg and pogtopia so that's kinda strange.
I realized that there was 5 cars and only 4 of us I'm guessing ones for ghostbur. Tommy went first then Wilbur and just before I was about to spin Wilbur slapped my hand "its ghostbur's turn" "but I got the next biggest number ghostbur didn't even spin" "ghostbur was just too shy to go" Wilbur explained angrily. "Go on ghostbur".
5 minutes later and nothing happened because GHOSTBUR ISN'T REAL. "I'm just gonna-" "technoblade it's not your go" finally Wilbur went for ghostbur but the problem is in the end... I didn't win phil did. Well at least there are 2 other games
Next we played cluedo yet again with philza's rules we did it in the same order and yet again it took ages to get to my turn but again I didn't win phil did. What? But I rigged it what (this gives me that girl kakegurui vibes
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This one)this doesn't make sense. Bruhhh I'm so pissed. I ran up to the roof wit the book and threw it off the roof "AHHH GHOSTBUR WTH TECHNOBLADE>:0" Wilbur jumped on the roof and stabbed me "oww what the heck Wilbur get phil"
In the car "You know if you were asleep this wouldn't have happened" "@ tubbo techno is bleeding out but hes being over dramatic" "bruhhh you try bleeding out and tell me I'm being dramatic" we finally there but like everyone split up Tommy was in the car, Wilbur was comforting "ghostbur" and phil was telling everyone to go to bed. I'm waiting to be seen by the doctor.
"That will be $1,000,000" bruhh I went out to the car "Tommy go home and get my book please" tommy went home but couldn't find the book.
A few moments earlier Ranboo was walking past the house and found the book "oh wait why is my memory book here"
Well time to call niki I guess
Niki arrived and everyone got in the car phil started complaining about how no one was asleep and he didn't care if they were in agonising pain they should have been asleep. It was like I never got stabbed.
We got home and phil forced everyone to go to bed.
