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Staz(??) slander

Chaz and striker had both been invited to one of crimson's parties
This disappointed striker he thought that crimson had a job of some kind for him turns out he didn't
Why was Chaz there?
Because crimson only invited him to totally mog that friendless horse fucker who lived a sissy lifestyle
Chaz looked across the room and seen that totally sigma cowboy striker
He walked over to striker
"Hey what's your name?"
Striker looked at Chaz
"Striker."
Striker attempted to walk away only Chaz followed
"Wanna go make out in the bathroom? I mean sorry force of habit"
Striker looked disgusted
"Absolutely not leave me alone"
Striker poured himself a drink
"I know a secret about this place you probably don't"
"I don't care crimson is a MAFIA BOSS he's got secrets and I don't give a shit"
Striker kept trying to walk away from the conversation
"I used to date crimson's son"
Striker looked around the room for any excuse to leave the conversation
"Moxxie? Yeah that guy's a loser I hate that pussy"
Chaz was insulted by strikers comment
It's not he didn't agree of course he did but he liked moxxie (a little too much)
"I guess but moxxie has other things going for him"
Striker laughed
"I'm sure he does that's why he hides behind his boss and his wife"
Chaz decided to stop talking about moxxie

Chaz looked over at crimson who was laughing with some other random sharks
"You should follow me." Chaz said to striker with some attempt at rizzing striker up
"I'm not interested." Striker attempted to leave the conversation again
"I promise it'll be worth your while" striker thought about it
What else did he have to do?
Striker followed Chaz knowing that he always had his angelic weapon on hand just incase

"Yk all these hanging portraits of ppl who fucked w crimson have dildos behind them" Chaz smiled at striker
"Ew that's actually disturbing has he ever.. used them " Chaz continued to walk down the hallway
"I know imps who have"
Striker was genuinely shocked to his core
Why did crimson have these?

Chaz open the door to the room closest to the stairs
Strikers jaw was on the floor
"NO NO ABSOLUTELY NOT THIS IS DISGUSTING"
There were explicit pictures of Chaz all over the walls
"You haven't seen the best part~" Chaz said happily
All of a sudden another bed appears in the room labelled 'cumzone'
Striker was definitely not into this
"YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FREAK YOURE THE  SAME AS MOST PEOPLE I HAVE TO ASSASSINATE LIKE WHY ARE YOU INTO TORTURE WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE"
striker stormed out of the room

Striker later arrived back at wrath in his abandoned railway
He was happy to be home after the worst party of his life
Striker then heard Chaz again
Then another cum zone appeared in his "house"
"I know you love me striker~"
Chaz was extremely desperate striker seemed rich
He needed to pay back mammon
"NO NOT ON MY TRAIN TRACKS LEAVE ME ALONE"
Chaz then sang Chaz time only striker cut him off
"GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF"
Chaz smirked
"Please do"
Chaz thought of that sentence very different to striker
Striker was just getting angrier
"FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE"
Chaz didn't actually have anywhere to stay
"Can I at least stay here"
Striker looked at him with a stern expression
"No."
"Please I have no where else to go and I set this all up"
Striker rolled his eye
"If you stay here you cannot try to fuck me,touch me anything like that"
Chaz's eyes lit up
"OK THANK YOU"

Striker was asleep and felt somebody shake his shoulder
"I had a nightmare can I sleep here "
Striker sternly walked Chaz back to his "bed"
"No I don't care about your nightmares"

The next mourning striker woke up at 6 as usual to start his sigma male grind set however Chaz was still asleep
Striker was hoping he'd be gone and he'd never have to see him again

11 rolled around and striker was sharpening his knife
Chaz woke up
"WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THAT ?"
Chaz screamed
"NO YOU NEED TO LEAVE"
Striker was sick of him
Chaz left strikers "home" like this

It was tragic striker literally couldn't care less

This is actually so goofy wtf this is so unedited and so unserious but I haven't posted anything in a while and this is pretty funny tbh