(the straz story line has almost completely changed idk it's different from the last chapter but whatever)
It had been about a week since Chaz was practically forced into living with striker
Striker's life was completely different from what Chaz had liked
Striker was kinda nasty
Striker basically just lived likes caveman
Chaz wasn't used to living like this
He was born and raised in the greed ring so any opportunity to be greedy he took so living in a cave was an interesting experience
He had an apartment that he literally got evicted by the king of greed from
And crimson kicked him out for trying to "rizz" him up so he became striker's problem
Striker was usually used to being alone he enjoyed it a lot
Chaz being around caused a few very different emotions from discomfort to slight confusion
After a while though striker became tame enough with Chaz living with him
As long as he wasn't trying to fuck him
Chaz tried to talk to striker only problem being crack of dawn striker's gone and as soon as it's dark he's asleep
Chaz thought he was overworking himself
So he thought about bringing him to a party
Striker wouldn't go to a party by choice
So Chaz had a plan in mind on how to get him to go
Striker returned home on his horse and Chaz sat striker down
"What?"
Striker wasn't in the mood for chaz's usual 'where have you been' questions
"I think there's someone you would benefit from meeting I could introduce you and they'd love to do business"
This wasn't like Chaz
Striker had he suspicions
"Who is it?"
Chaz didn't have any ideas of who he could even lie about
The only people he really knows striker also knows
"Emm look he's pretty wealthy and it wouldn't kill you to leave this crappy cave after dark"
Striker was insulted but was he really about to fight back when Chaz was so insistent
Once they arrived striker was immediately confused
"I'm pretty sure this is the wrong place"
Chaz smirked at striker
"I don't think so"
Striker then realised he had been tricked
As much as Chaz loved living with a hottie like striker seeing "real" food was a relief
Striker wanted nothing to do with this
Chaz brought striker over something to eat
"See that's better than just beans all the time"
Striker was staring to get really pissed off at these back handed comments
"Oh cmon striker I was originally gonna bring you to that sex club in lust however I am banned from there..."
Striker was even more disgusted by that
"I've never been so happy you're banned from anywhere'
Chaz was hurt by that
"That king of lust thought my original song 'Chaz time' was a joke and him and his little imp thing embarrassed me out of there it's not funny"
Striker laughed a little at that stupid story
Striker realised that he probably was gonna be stuck here a while
"Chaz do NOT bring anyone back to my house for sex or you're sleeping with the fishes, got it?"
Chaz rolled his eyes
"Fine whatever"
That's when Chaz seen him.
It was moxxie, Millie and their boss, blitzø
"Wait a minute is that moxxie right now?"
Moxxie jumped out of his seat
"Chaz what the hell are you doing here?"
Chaz smiled at moxxie
Millie hated Chaz.
A lot.
"GET OUT OF HERE CHAZ"
Millie shouted
"Hey I have a new boyfriend I'm not interested in moxxie anymore"
The whole table burst out laughing
"No you don't, no one is that stupid"
Blitzø said trying to hold back laughter
"Well he's here right now but you don't get to meet him until you figure out who he is"
"Well none of us really care all that much anyway it's just surprising anyone would date you,"
Both Millie and moxxie looked at blitzø
"Oh shit"
Blitzø said as he noticed striker
"Wait what is striker doing here, sir"
Moxxie thought the night couldn't get any worse
"Id recognise that sexy cowboy anywhere"
Chaz didn't like that comment either
Blitzø signaled for Striker to come over
The only reason chaz said they had to guess was so nobody would guess striker as he would never say he was Chaz's boyfriend considering they aren't dating
"Do you know Chaz he used to date mox and mills"
Striker looked at blitzø confused
"Of course I know who Chaz is"
Chaz began to sweat striker could easily kill him
"Through moxxie's dad I'm guessing"
Striker laughed
"I mean I guess you could say that"
Chaz sighed
"I'm surprised you'd, well you know drop your standards so low striker"
Blitzø said
"What are talking about"
Chaz knew he had fucked up
"Blitzø will you come with me"
Blitzø followed behind Chaz
"This is kinda awkward but will you stop hitting on my man"
Blitzø laughed almost confused
"Look ok striker is too embarrassed to admit to anyone he's dating me but GODDAMNIT he is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for"
Blitzø could literally not tell if he was lying or not
"Ok sorry my bad I won't do it again"
Chaz got down at eye level with blitzø
"Don't tell him I told you because he'll probably just deny it or something also you have prince owl anyway you don't need striker "
Blitzø probably wouldn't have told anyone of weren't for the last part
He had to tell everyone about striker and Chaz
He told Loona, stolas, moxxie, Millie, fizz he even told people that hate him
He told people that don't know striker or Chaz
He disliked that stupid comment about stolas that Chaz made
"I mean I can't say I'm not happy for them"
Moxxie was sceptical as we're most people
Blitzø thought the best thing to do was tell striker
Chaz had walk off from striker and blitzø walked over
"Hey striker I heard about you and Chaz I'm happy for you buddy"
Striker sighed
"Living with Chaz is fine I guess but like he's my housemate not anything more"
Blitzø started to laugh
"No I mean you guys as a couple"
Striker crushed the plastic cup in his hand
"WHAT NO WE'RE NOT DATING WHERED YOU GET THAT IDEA"
blitzø pointed at chaz
"Well he's the one telling everyone"
The party had ended and Chaz walked out to a pissed off striker
"Why'd you tell everyone we're a gay couple asshole"
Chaz didn't know what to say
"I told one person we were just other people found out I didn't blitzø was a gossip girl"
Striker grabbed Chaz by the collar
"BLITZØ IS THE BIGGEST GOSSIP YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME"
Striker and Chaz returned home in silence
"Whyd you tell blitzø that anyways?"
Chaz looked away from striker
"I guess because he kept hitting on you"
Striker rolled his eyes
"Most people do I just ignore it most of the time"
Chaz really only did it to seem cool and hopefully make moxxie jealous
Moxxie didn't care however
"And you made me miss my bed time so you could brag about me being your imaginary boyfriend"
Chaz sighed
"Well you're always here I thought you should get out some more"
Striker turned his back to Chaz
"Well I don't care don't do it again"
The word did spread quickly but no one really believed it anyways
Except crimson
"See put two gays in a room and they can't help themselves I knew it would happen"
This is kinda half assed and extremely unedited however I want to post this tonight but yk whatever not a straz ship post please 😭 😭 😭
