F!ckings of a Pretty Boy ; sidemen

*headcanons**ships*

Simon x Vik

-Vik ranting about schoolwork while Simon sits there totally lost and all the words sound like another language

-Vik being disgusted by how easy Simon's homework is

-Simon always asking if he can film Vik just to have but Vik always saying no because he's shy. So Simon will secretly film him only to be caught by Vik every time

-Vik occasionally being Simon's favorite partner because Simon gets to top him

-Them arguing about the silliest things like 'how crispy should bacon be?' or 'which holiday has the best colors?'

-Them always cuddling after sex. Vik insists

-Simon's fav physical part of Vik being his eyes

-Vik's fav physical part of Simon being his smile

-Ticklish Vik always giggling and squirming as Simon kisses and licks his torso so Simon has to hold him down

-Simon teasing Vik by making him go to his tippy toes for a kiss

-As much as Vik hates when Simon is flirtatious in public, Simon'll do it anyway because it seriously turns him on

Simon x Josh

-Both simultaneously having a crush on Antoni from Queer Eye

-Simon's monthly student loan payments being paid for by Josh

-Josh hating when Simon takes too long to reply to any text of his

-Josh buying all of Simon's lingerie and getting to watch him try it all on

-Their only fight being the time when Simon tried to share some of his emotions but Josh being too incredibly wasted to listen. So instead he gave an unwanted gift which pissed Simon off more. Things were thrown and angry sex was almost had until Simon stormed off

-Since they live far away from each other, during summer break, Josh would Venmo money in exchange for pics, videos, and phone sex

-Simon's fav physical part of Josh being his back muscles

-Josh's fav physical part of Simon being his everything

-Simon literally melting every time Josh calls him 'princess'

-Them being those obnoxious people that have no concept of privacy when in public. Their faces are like magnets to each other

-Being able to hold Simon in front of other people for some reason fills Josh with pride

Simon x JJ

-JJ bringing Simon food when they meet up because thinks to do so

-In the beginning, JJ helping Simon become more comfortable being affectionate and just being himself in public

-Simon sometimes walking away from their sex with bruises on his arms because JJ squeezed so hard

-Choking and light smacks on the face

-Them doing drugs together at parties

-JJ definitely being a blanket hog

-On rare occasions JJ will let Simon be the big spoon

-JJ loves holding Simon's hand. It's become instinct to grab at this point

-Them wanting to try knife-play but being neither trusting JJ with a sharp object

-Simon's fav physical part of JJ being his abs

-JJ's fav physical part of Simon being his mouth

Harry x Ethan

-Them unironically loving slow love jams

-Ethan wanting to confront anyone for so much as making a weird glance at Harry

-Harry making Ethan promise to learn to control his anger

-Ethan being hopeless romantic about Harry. He secretly plans on introducing Harry to his mom

-Them watching documentaries together

-Harry getting lost in Ethan's artwork. He'll do his homework while Ethan draws

-Harry's fav physical part of Ethan being his biceps

-Ethan's fav physical part of Harry being his - duh - ass

-Friday is high-day

-Going to the gym together but Harry just gets distracted by Ethan the whole time

-Harry perking his ass out on purpose so Ethan will smack it