Shameless (NCT Groupchat)

Tops: New Members

[The banana added Nojam to "Amajohn"]

The banana:
Ay we have a new top

Peachjae:
Not again

Bunny 🐰:
It's weird to have my little brother here
But I'm proud
They grow up so fast

Oppa:
Aww a new top

Marker:
Welcome jeno lee

Bunny 🐰:
Why he isn't answering

Marker:
He's scared of Jaehyun hyung

The banana:
Don't worry child
He's actually a very nice guy

Bunny 🐰:
Don't worry Jen Taeyong talked with Jaehyun
He can't harm you even if he wants
Or he won't get to hold ty for three months

Peachjae:
Yeah it's fine
I'm relieved it's someone I can trust
Instead of a total stranger
But if you broke my brother's heart
I'll make you regret hurting my baby
I'm watching you

Nojam:
Don't worry Jaehyun-shi
I would die to keep him happy

Peachjae:
Oh god call me hyung
And thanks
I trust your words

The banana:
Which kdrama is this from

Bunny 🐰:
Shut up John

Oppa:
It's too serious here
Break it
I hate the formality

Marker:
Should we also add Renjun
Or should he join bottoms

Nojam:
He's usually a top
But he bottom a lot too

The banana:
I'll talk with Taeyong and Ten

Nojam:
Why them

Oppa:
They're presidents of bottoms

Marker:
While ours is Johnny hyung

Oppa:
They are the oldest gays
Guys*
Damn autocorrect

Peachjae:
It just corrected you

Mark:
😂😂😂

The banana:
I talked with 2tae
He will join both groups
Cause apparently they want to hear how jeno is during sex from different sources
And I don't want to leave him to their mercy

Nojam:
Sorry what?

Peachjae:
It's just a starting
Bottoms are scary
Once Doyoung read their chat from taeil hyung's phone
He was traumatised

Nojam:
Is it a safe place for Jaemin

Peachjae:
No
But try telling this to Taeyong

Bunny 🐰:
He's whipped he can't even say no to his boyfie

[The banana added Renjeon]

Peachjae:
Shut up dodo

The banana:
Hi renjun
First of all
If you tell anyone about this chat
You're dead

Oppa:
Anyone in the sentence above stands for bottoms

The banana:
And secondly welcome

Peachjae:
I'm not going to repeat myself
Jeno tell him what we talked
In short hurt Jaemin and be prepared to die
Except that welcome to the chat

Oppa:
I'm going to cry
We were only three at first
Now we are seven

The banana:
Jaehyun was a bottom at first
It been so long 😪

Peachjae:
CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
IT WAS ONE TIME

Bunny 🐰:
You were a really good bottom tho

Peachjae:
Do you want me to send this to taeil hyung?
Good
Don't open old cases

Renjeon:
Umm
Hi?

Marker:
Jaehyun hyung was a bottom first?
Who he bottomed to
He's like most dominant of us lmao
Who is that almighty top

Bunny 🐰:
Thank you

Marker:
wHAT
hdkwhdkgwkfhwkfhwodhiwhd
He was your bottom
Kqjdksjdhwkhdowhdiehdiw
I didn't even knew you two were a thing

Nojam:
I prolably shouldn't ask this but
Those noises I heard at night when I was in high school
That Jaehyun hyung said they come from the cat on the roof
Were you right

Bunny 🐰:
Sorry for your innocence
Jaehyun can't keep quiet

Nojam:
Childhood destroyed 😔

Peachjae:
I'm sorry but it's hard to stay silent
And I said not to bring those days again
If I hear someone else talk about this I won't hesitate to break your neck

Bunny 🐰:
Okay kitten

Peachjae:
DOYOUNG I SWEAR TO GOD

The banana:
Doyoung stop playing with him
He just had a major heart attack yesterday
Also since there is a huge group of our friends
There should be atleast 10 tops

Nojam:
I doubt we will stay as seven as well

Renjeon:
I know two people with a crush
Bet there are more

Marker:
Who

Renjeon:
I'm not a snitch like you Mark
I actually keep people's secrets safe

Marker:
I keep secrets safe too
I was forced to tell who Jaemin's boyfriend is
Because Jaehyun hyung saw him and jeno in the campus

Renjeon:
Do I care
Anyway what I'm saying is
There are many future tops

Peachjae:
We will gather so many members and take over the world

Oppa:
WORLD DOMINATION

Bunny 🐰:
You two litteraly turn into puppies next to your lovers
What domination you're talking about

The banana:
Shush dodo
Let the kids dream

Renjeon:
I'm not ready for the chaos here
Jeno wake me up if something important happens

Marker:
I'm going as well
See you guys tomorrow

The banana:
See ya