Shameless (NCT Groupchat)

NCT: Oh My God

Marker:
Hi

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Devil's son:
Hey

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Renjeon:
Please let us sleep

Marker:
But I'm curious
And hyuck didn't answered my question

Yang²:
Hyuck as boyfriends we have responsibilities
If your boyfriend is having problems, you help them
If your boyfriend is sad, you cheer him
And if your boyfriend is a threat to everyone's sleep at 3am you take care of them

Devil's son:
What can I do if he is the dumbest person alive

Taro:
That crown is yours hyuckie

Devil's son:
Not you too
Why nobody can see this face of taro

Channie:
Hands off of my boyfriend 😊💕

Devil's son:
Are you his bodyguard?

Donkey:
Please we already suffering all day with kun and xiaojun
I can't take more lovey dovey couples around

Cookies4life:
Never thought i would say this
But i regret trying to get them together
Now all they do is being disgusting right in front of us

Love Me ❤️:
We aren't disgusting

Peachjae:
Who is love me

Winnie-the-pooh:
Xiaojun changed his name

Love Me ❤️:
Now kun hyung is here to love Bella
So he told me i should stop putting her before me

Eomma:
That's sweet

Donkey:
It's not when they're doing it all day
We wake up to kun kissing xiaojun awake
Then at breakfast we have to watch jun feeding kun because appearantly kun is too tired to eat from "preparing all the delicious food"

Cookies4life:
Then we are forced to watch completely stupid cheesy dramas because they love watching those
Then one of them have a class so other goes out with him to drop him off

Yang²:
Then they return together too 😭
And they take bella out wearing couple shirts and stuff

Give me tea:
And when they come back they cook dinner together
In the most disturbing ways possible

Renjeon:
Don't start with that
They do all cringe things possible
Xiaojun hugs kun from back when he's making soup
Then kun returns the hug to "help" xiaojun when he's cutting vegetables
I'm not even talking about feeding each other every fucking minute

Winnie-the-pooh:
Also the nose bumping and kiss stealing

Yang²:
You all are lucky your room isn't next to kun hyungs
I swear I'll jump off the window if I hear one more xiaokun kiss-cuddle-compliment session

Donkey:
Also we have to listen all kinks xiaojun have and oh god please no
What the heck is hyung kink
We aren't even korean
How tf you can have a hyung kink

Lucass:
I don't mind them tbh
I get more reasons to make fun of jun

Love Me ❤️:
Kun hyung they're making fun of us

Dad:
I can stop making food for a week

Lucass:
I said I don't mind
You two are adorable
Keep going strong 💪