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NCT: Animals

Marker:
I have a question
If we all were a zoo which animal would everyone be

Cookies4life:
*Young members please close your eyes for a minute*
IT BEEN FOUR DAYS WITHOUT JOHNNY
IM FUCKING DEPRIVED
AND I NEED TO FUCKING SLEEP SO TIME PASSES FASTER
BUT THIS MF ISNT LETTING ME SLEEP
HYUCK PLEASE KEEP YOUR HALF EATEN POTATO SALAD LOOKING BOYFRIEND UNDER CONTROL

Peachjae:
Johnny please come back home
We need you

Bunny 🐰:
And next time you decide going home for christmas take ten with you as well

The banana:
He supposed to come with me
But he had a project so he couldn't

Eomma:
They give you projects during holiday?
This is evil

The banana:
It was a volunteering project

Devil's son:
Then why did you join

Cookies4life:
It's a short version of the nutcracker ballet for kids at the children's hospital
Sicheng said since there aren't much male students in ballet they were having hard time with finding male characters and asked help
I could've say no but I didn't wanted to leave those kids alone

Winnie-the-pooh:
Ten is the mouse king and i'm the nutcracker

Eomma:
That's so nice ten

Cookies4life:
I know I'm acting like a horny bitch 7/24 but I can do nice things too
But still I can't be nice to the markus lee keeping me away from sleep

The banana:
Mark it's 3 am
This is second time you do this
Just jerk off and sleep for gods sake

Oppa:
Mark you're a lion cub
Now please go back to sleep

Marker:
But I'm really curious

Oppa:
We already know jaehyun is a kitten

Peachjae:
Is this why I wake up in middle of night

Cookies4life:
Jokes on you jae you didn't even sleep
Tayong was screaming "daddy" just minutes ago

Devil's son:
Was that taeyong
I thought it was someone younger

Renjeon:
What you heard was probably jaemin

Bunny 🐰:
Oh god no dont tell me they have a daddy kink too

Nojam:
Renjun have

Strawberry 🍓:
Jeno said he was busy
So renjun become the substitute top

Donkey:
Isn't jaehyun hyung living together with jaemin
What's happening in that dorm
Each room is another couple having sex

Peachjae:
I'm at tae's room
Jaemin is at our dorm with renjun

The banana:
And you're okay with renjun and your brother together?

Peachjae:
I'm fine now
Jeno is my second son and the parasite isn't making me that uncomfortable anymore

Channie:
Lucky

Devil's son:
Is renjun still a parasite

Peachjae:
He's living with us 7/24
He's feeding from our food and use our things and fuck jaemin

Renjeon:
Hyung don't take it personal
I'm coming from a place where you need to fight for a life

Donkey:
Thanks to renjun not being here now we have less possible enemies
And yangyang lost his ally so he's no longer a threat