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NCT: Five Star Michelin

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A/n: Dear stayzens, you can drop your five star michelin jokes right here
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Eomma:
WHO TF STARTED FIRE ALARM
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SCARED I WAS

Donkey:
Don't worry just a little fire
It's under our control

Dad:
That's even scarier
Where is Xiaojun

Donkey:
He's controlling the fire

Dad:
Shit I'm coming
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DISAGREED LEAVING YOU IDIOTS ALONE IN OUR ROOM

Donkey:
Only care about xiaojun
What even hendery is right
What if I get myself hurt

Yang²:
Aww hendery is being a baby again

Lucass:
Lol hendery do you want a hug?

Donkey:
Ew get away
I'm fine

Winnie-the-pooh:
This is why I banned mark from entering kitchen

Cookies4life:
But tops supposed to cook today

Winnie-the-pooh:
Yeah, and?

Devil's son:
Wait kabdkwhdkwhd
Is winwin top

Winnie-the-pooh:
Why
Can't i top

Cookies4life:
Sichengie is feisty

Cookies4life:
How did mark accepted being a bottom

Marker:
Top needs to cook

Dad:
I said this game is stupid
Can't you see how much danger you create

Cookies4life:
Danger is my second name, old man

Dad:
We only have one month difference...

The banana:
So did everyone cook for their lover without burning the kitchen down
Cause you know we need to pay to the university if we damage things here

Uwu:
So far I know, nobody died

Nojam:
Food poisoning symptoms usually start showing 30 minutes to 8 hours after the meal
So we can't know yet

Grandpa:
Jeno I cooked great
Don't be like that

Nojam:
Hyung it was great because we bought instant food and pancake mixture from market

Grandpa:
Well atleast we find out there is no way me and jeno can live without doyoung
Come back here baby I promise I'll treat you better

Uwu:
I saw their room after spending three days without doyoung
It looks like they're living in a cave

Bunny 🐰:
Why you're eating junk food
Taeil you're already unhealthy af don't make my brother become taeil 2.0

Grandpa:
Hey our dinner was healthy

Bunny 🐰:
Instant ramen is NOT healthy

Nojam:
But...
We put steamed brocoli in it as well

The banana:
Well it's a pity
But we get the doyoung food so I can't complain
He cooked us a five star meal

Peachjae:
Jeno if you want to be closer to jaemin we can change our rooms
I would do anything to eat doyoung's food every day