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NCT: Memes

Dad:
I left you guys for two hours
And you litteraly destroyed whole place
Why there is a burning smell in the dormitory

Yang²:
Hyung
I swear I'm innocent

Donkey:
He's not

Love Bella pls:
We just get hungry
And you wasn't with us
So me lucas hendery yangyang and ten hyung tried to cook

Donkey:
Look from the good side
Ten hyung invented liquid cookie
Yangyang and I learned how to use a knife
Xiaojun made himself a oreo cake
He then burned it but that's not important
And lucas...
He managed to burn water

Dad:
How can you burn water
Like it's physically not possible

Yang²:
It's us
Anything could happen

Renjeon:
Don't worry hyung I saved everything important
I bring pets your flowers and sicheng hyung to dreamies dormitory
They're all safe here

Give me tea:
Actually win hyung isn't here
Yuta took him somewhere

Renjeon:
Okay maybe they're aren't all safe

Oppa:
Shut up
My baby is sleeping
If any of you wake him up I won't hesitate to break all your bones

The banana:
Somebody go check on yuta
I don't trust him alone with Sicheng

Marker:
Ah come on
It's not like he's going to eat sicheng hyung alive

The banana:
Well
You see
It's a possibility

Renjeon:
A very high possibility
Someone go check them

Grandpa:
I just did
Winwinie is sleeping
And yuta is watching him

Dad:
It's nice to hear someone else is taking care of atleast one children

Grandpa:
No I mean he's litteraly watching him
Like he pulled a chair next to the bed
And watching him sleep without even blinking
I tried to ask what is he doing but he hissed at me

Dad:
You know what I'm not even asking
I assume sicheng is alive
That's enough for me
It's time for me to ignore everything and take a shower

Love Bella pls:
@Dad hyung I cooked a oreo cake for you too
It's in the fridge you can take it

Dad:
Thank you jun
I'll eat it after I'm done

Love Bella pls:
Sure hyung 😊❤

Yang²:
Ew
Is that a heart emoji

Love Bella pls:
Shut your mouth maknae

Devil's son:
Guys
Guys
Guys
I did something