Shameless (NCT Groupchat)

Tops: Snitches End Up In Ditches

[Oppa removed Renjeon from the group chat]

Oppa:
Help me
Jaemin and yangyang came to visit renjun
I locked myself to the bathroom
Please help I'm so scared

Marker:
R.I.P

Peachjae:
Run away
If you can run fast enough you can escape before they get you

Oppa:
I can't ksbdmshds
Help

Nojam:
Hyung there is 8 meters distance between your room door and bathroom door

Peachjae:
Then you need to run past kitchen and living area to the dorm room which takes around 21,5 meters

Nojam:
If you can take four steps per second you can successfully run away

Peachjae:
Run to tops room
Jeno and I will protect you there

Oppa:
What if they get me before I can reach you

Nojam:
Hyung you can escape
Keep your concentration high

Peachjae:
Tops assemble
If they're coming we need all kind of help possible

Nojam:
Our prayers are with you hyung

Uwu:
That was a very detailed plan

Nojam:
That's how we survive

Oppa:
Okay I'm doing
3
2
1

Uwu:
Do you think he can succeed

Nojam:
He can
I trust hyung
And probably jaemin won't even run after him
He's too lazy

Peachjae:
Wait do that means that two parasites are with jaemin

The banana:
Jae it's not the time

Oppa:
I DID
I SURVIVED

Marker:
Congratulations hyung 👏

Nojam:
I told you he can do it

Oppa:
I'm not going to make fun of kitten anymore
If this is what he's going through every day he have my all respect

Peachjae:
Finally you noticed

Nojam:
So if yuta hyung is safe now
There is something I want to do

[Nojam changed the group name to "Snitches end up in ditches"]

Bunny 🐰:
What's going on?

Nojam:
Wait I'm trying to give courage to a coward

The banana:
Be quick I'm tired from last night

Peachjae:
Johnny shut your damn mouth close
And make me pancakes I'm hungry

The banana:
Rude

Oppa:
Did anyone snitched us

Marker:
I don't think so
If that was the case half of us would be dead already

Oppa:
I was nearly dying

Marker:
If that was the case hyuck would haunt us and nobody can survive from him

Uwu:
Experience talking

The banana:
So how are you doing with new pairs

Oppa:
Renjun tried to trade me for a bag of chips yesterday