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NCT: Is Yangyang Gay Or European

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Please read the explanation at the very end before the story if you're not used to musicals or don't know much about Chicago and Legally blonde. There will be mentions of characters and songs from these two musicals.
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Donkey:
There! Right there!
Look at that tan, well-tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please, yangyang's gay, totally gay!

Lucass:
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay

Love Bella pls:
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?

Cookies4life:
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

Donkey:
Look at his silk translucent socks

Lucass:
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'

Cookies4life:
What are we seein'?

Lucass:
Is Yangyang gay?

Cookies4life:
Of course he's gay

Lucass:
Or European?

Winnie-the-pooh:
Oh

Love Bella pls:
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is Yangyang gay or European?

Lucass:
Well, hey, don't look at me!

Love Bella pls:
You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Cookies4life:
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks

Donkey:
Oh please

Winnie-the-pooh:
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray

Lucass:
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way

Donkey:
There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro, hetero jerk
Yangyang's not gay, I say no way

Love Bella pls:
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Is automatically, radically

Cookies4life:
Ironically, chronically

Winnie-the-pooh:
Certainly, flirtingly

Donkey:
Genetically, medically

Lucass:
Gay, officially gay
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay
Damn it!

Winnie-the-pooh:
Gay or European?

Lucass:
So stylish and relaxed

Winnie-the-pooh:
Is Yangyang gay or European?

Cookies4life:
I think his chest is waxed

Love Bella pls:
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse