Total Drama Wilderness

Suns out Buns Out - Part One

(Me realizing my writing style has changed and now I have to keep writing this in present tense, rather than past tense)

"Welcome, campers!" Chris shouts, overly-cheery compared to the tired and grumpy campers. "Todays challenge is called Suns out Buns out!"

"W-we're not getting naked, are we?" Kai stammers.

"I wouldn't mind," Uriah mutters, giving a sideways glance to his boyfriend.

"You can if you want, I don't care. But nope! You have to make a burger!" the host announces. "But here's the twist... you're the filling!"

"I sure am-"

"Uriah, I swear, if you say that your filling Porter I will slice you into tiny little pieces with your own fingernails," Luma signs vigorously.

"I just cut them, and now they aren't sharp, so ha-ha," Uriah mocks, sticking his tongue out.

"Trust me, she'll find a way," Porter mutters.

-Porter Confessional-

"She will find a way."

-End Confessional-

"ANYWAYS, everyone except for two people from each team must get up into the plane with your teams insignia, and jump! Land on the bun for a soft, cushy landing followed by getting to lay down on the cushiest hamburger bun you've ever laid on. If not, you land in the sand, if if you're really unlucky, you'll land in the grass or on a tree. Once someone lands on the bun, the two people on the ground must put either a ginormous piece of lettuce, tomato, cheese, or burger patty on top of you, based on the order of the burger on these pieces of paper. Don't worry, you won't suffocate, I can somewhat guarantee that."

-Abby Confessional-

"Damn, this is the second challenge where there's a very likely chance of someone dying of asphyxiation. That's definitely not a new record, but it's still not good."

-End Confessional-

"After the people on the ground put the lettuce, tomato, cheese, or patty on top of the person on the bun, continue jumping, and do the same thing every time someone lands on top of the burger ingredient currently on top. Once everyone has jumped once, those who landed not on the burger will jump again and again until they land on the burger, and once everyone has, put the top bun on the top and you win! Castaways must also choose one person to sit out. Now, choose the person sitting out on the Castaways and the two people staying on the ground, and keep in mind that those huge ingredients are heavy."

"I have a huge ingredient, and it's pretty heavy," Uriah yells.

"That's it, I'm staying on the ground solely so that I can repeatedly whack Uriah with the heaviest thing down here every time he falls, and laugh at him for it," Luma signs.

"I'll stay down here too, to make sure Luma doesn't purposefully move the bun so that Uriah hits the sand," Porter sighs.

"I can sit out. The last challenge hurt my butt, constantly hitting those plastic trays, and it still stings," McKenzie mutters.

"I'm fine with that. They're probably two of the more physically strong people on the team, I don't think McKenzie needs any more injuries." Kai says happily.

With the Islanders, they're now bickering over who should be able to stay on the ground, "It should be me! I can't mess up my hair by falling in the wind," Sugar complains.

"No! It should be Katie and I, we totally work in sync and could move things quicker together," Sadie says.

"OMG, Sadie, I love NSYNC. When we get back we should totally go to one of their concerts with the prize money. Lance is so cute!" Katie squeals.