Portal jumping and lab coats?? | Rick and Morty x reader

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~ FR THO, SORRY ABOUT THE SERIOUSLY LONGG BREAK! I BECAME BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND NOW I'M MOVING FOR A FOURTH TIME IN A ROW, SO MY SCHEDULE IS KINDA HECTIC, SADLY.

~ BUT! I STILL HAVE SOME TIME TO WRITE DELETED SCENES, SO PLEASE ENJOY THIS REALY SHORT CHAPTER CALLED THE DINOSAUR SCENE.

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"I found a real nice alternate dimension, you two!"

I jumped at Rick's sudden exclamation and sat up straight from my spot on the stool before looking at the old man in slight disappointment as he droned on. "I-It-It's got all the stuff I need! I just gotta figure out my portal device a-and open up a gateway to take us there!"

The old man lifted up a strange gun that was round and bubbly-looking, its appearance nothing like the portal gun that was sitting snug in my pocket.

Rick shot a portal into the wall, a beam of light brightening the room before going back to normal. A bunch of dead weather men and strange nugget-looking things piled out of the portal. "Okay, well, that didn't work," he said blankly.

"W-Wha-What is all this stuff?" Morty asked as he lifted a box from the desk and placed it on the shelf on the other side of the garage.

"My guess, corn niblets, and dead weather men," I said, making my way from my spot and stood beside Morty who was adjusting the box he sat down.

"Exactly. Y-Ya know, dimensions are like channels on a television set. Corn niblets and dead weather men are the static," Rick explained drunkenly, looking down at the grotesque bodies.

"Called it." I laughed. I smiled at Morty, who smiled back at me shyly.

"Oh, Morty, that's a bad idea. Y-You don't wanna put that box too close to the other thing," Rick instructed as he looked at the two of us.

"O-Oh okay, Rick, I'll just move the other thing then."

"Here, lemme help."

Morty and I grabbed a hold of the strange device that stood tall above us. Neither of us even heard Rick telling us not to touch it.

I winced as the device erupted into a blinding light. Two figures popped up out of nowhere. 'What the hell!? Are those giant reptilian birds!?'

"What!?" Morty exclaimed in fear.

"Now you made a dinosaur, you two," the old man said in disappointment at the sight of the two reptilians that ran around the room haphazardly. One had orange and yellow scales with brown speckles, while the other appeared to be decorated in feathers that were a sort of ombre F/C to a warm 2 F/C.

"I told you, guys, not to touch that thing, a-and you went ahead a-an-and you made a couple of dinosaurs!" Rick shouted, drool pooling from his mouth.

"What! We made dinosaurs!?" Morty and I exclaimed, watching the two lizards run around the lab in a panic.

"Aaaah, you two! What did you think was gonna happen!? That thing makes dinosaurs when you touch it, guys!" Rick continued as he jumped out of the way of the feathered dinosaur.

"I made a dinosaur happen! Oh no!" Morty wailed dramatically.

I looked at the dinosaurs whizz by curiously, wondering how I could make the same device back at home. "How come mine is scary, and Morty's looks cute?" I mumbled to myself, Morty's dinosaur stopping to look at me for a second with its big doe eyes before running off again, my words falling upon deaf ears.

After a while of yelling and crying, my dinosaur had found the window and simply hopped out of it, Morty's dinosaur following after, but it got suck for a bit before getting pulled out of the window.

"Aww, baby," I hummed sadly.

"Okay. They ran away now, you two. Y-Yah know that could have gotten a lot worse than it did, guys! T-That could have gotten a lot more out of hand!" Rick shouted only to get interrupted by his portal device beeping out of nowhere.

"Oh... okay. I've got to dismantle this thing, you two, or things are going to take a-a dark turn. H-hand me that wrench."

Morty and I looked down at the object that Rick was pointing at, seeing a hammer sitting there, scuff marks and all.

"Old man?"

Morty and I looked at Rick quizzically.

"We've got twenty seconds before this thing explodes," Rick said before pointing back at the hammer. "I-I'm pointing- I've got my finger right on it."

"Aren't you pointing at a hammer?" Morty and I asked awkwardly.

"Fine, give me the hammer, genius," Rick said sarcastically.

"Don't do it." I sighed as I looked at Morty who only pursed his lips awkwardly before giving the old man the hammer.

"God damn it."

"Full disclosure, you guys, I'm a little drunk. And if you can't handle that, then you can't handle science," Rick stated as he poked Morty and I in the chest.

"But I'm a fuckin' scientist..."

"And if you can't handle science, you two, then you m-might as well step out into this baby world. Step out into the baby crib," Rick droned as he raised his arm high above his head, hammer in hand, ready to strike the gun. Morty backed away as the beeping speed, while I tried to jump over and stop the old man from making matters any worse.

"Old man, no-!"

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~SORRY ABOUT SUCH A SHORT CHAPTER! I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT, THOUGH! I'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER! BAI LUVS!!!