Portal jumping and lab coats?? | Rick and Morty x reader

TWO SCIENTIST AND A BIRD

"WHAT!? SEASON FOUR AND FIVE ARE UNAVAILABLE!?"

I stared at the screen of my laptop in anger and annoyance seeing that the last two seasons of Rick and Morty had been mysteriously removed from stulu, the three numbers almost taunting me as I glared daggers at the screen. "I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO GET INTO SEASON THREE AND YOU WANNA FUCKIN PULL MY DICK!?" I shouted once again, watching as the screen slowly started to fade to black at how long I had been staring at the screen in disbelief. 

"I swear I hate it here." I groaned as the laptop shut off with a quiet chime, triggering me to close the damn thing. "Maybe I can actually try and work on that interdimensional cable today? Maybe that way I can watch another channel similar to this one but no Rick and Morty up my ass 24/7." I hummed thoughtfully as I began writing simple notes down on how to locate the said universe, only stopping once my phone started to ring a softer version of the Rick and Morty theme song, letting me know Richard was calling. "What's up love?" I asked thoughtlessly as I put the phone on speaker and continued to write down the notes, my brows knitted together in thought.

Richard sputtered at the sudden nickname, letting himself calm down before answering. "U-uh could you p-please come up here? R-Rick is here and he seems upset a-and I know the door won't keep him there for too long." Richard said nervously through the phone only for a crash to ring out through the device, along with above the room where the door would be. "Where's the little shit!?" I could hear Rick yell from the phone and upstairs. "N/N please hurry I think h-he might be drunk!" Rich cried into the phone only to whine as Rick began yelling nonsense once again, a loud crash ringing through the phone and from somewhere up stairs, the old bastard probably nocking shit over in his shitty attempt to look for me.

Groaning, I nodded deciding to put my notes on pause and stood from my seat in the bunker. "Alright bud, just go to my room. I'll be there in a bit." I sighed receiving a timid 'okay' as I could hear a set of retreating foot steps run to the general area of my room, before the door audibly slammed closed. Grumbling in annoyance at the old mans appearance, I shot a portal to the living room and walked through the enlarge spread of portal fluid. "Did he really fall for that?" I asked Richard who was lifting a side table after his little fake rage out. 

"I-I guess so. What do we d-do now?" Richard asked as he looked down at me, his brows somewhat knitted together in slight concern. 

"I guess just wait until he realizes he's been fooled." I hummed taking a step back, getting ready to walk into the kitchen, only to bump into something hard. "I guess our wait is over." I hummed as I looked up seeing the old man who looked equally just as annoyed as I was. "Sup ya old bastard." I cracked with a smirk, only to receive a loud burp to the face that reeked of alcohol. "Bitch!" I hissed as I held my nose in disgust, feeling a harsh slap to the head right after my out burst.

"Get dressed were headed out." The old man said bitterly as he took a sip from his flask, grabbing the collar of my lab coat, and dragging me back to my room.

"Shit at least dinner and a movie first!" I complained as I glared up at the old man before realizing something. "Wait. Why the hell am I getting dressed!?" I barked in annoyance as Rick let go once we reached the middle of my room.

"We're going-"

"OH MY GOSH N/N WE'RE GOING TO TAMMY AND BIRD PERSONS WEDDING!" Summer and Richard cheered as they charged into my room, pushing Rick out of the way so they could shake my barely abled body.

'Wait.. A wedding? Fuck think fast!' 

I mentally cursed to myself as I pulled away from the two and sighed with a shake of my head. "Do you have some sort of plus one invitation? Cause I never got sent any sort of invitation from either of them." I said as I pushed my hair out of my face, my heart breaking slightly at the sight of Summer and Richards looks of disappointment.