Portal jumping and lab coats?? | Rick and Morty x reader

I REFUSE TO BE A MOTHER!!!

Groaning as I woke up, I looked at my computer screen to see that I received another Email from NASA. "Can they fuck off." I groaned as I closed the Email and sat up from my chair unenthusiastically, looking around my lab that had somehow extended into my bedroom, before groaning and leaned back on the office chair. I hummed to myself boredly as I looked up at the ceiling and observed the cracks and bumps. "Hey N/N, can we cook breakfast today?" I heard Richard say from outside my room with a small nock before opening the door smiling. "Yeah what do ya wanna make?" I asked as I popped my back with a grunt. "Pancakes!" He blurted out as he grabbed the arms of my seat and got a bit too close to my face. But me being the dumb ass I am I smiled lazily and patted his shoulder with a chuckle. "Alright let's go! Food awaits!" I cheered happily. "Yeah!" Richard chimed along as he turned the office chair around and rolled me out of my room and into the kitchen, soon skidding to a stop as I reached for the bottom cabinet and grabbed all of the supplies before dropping it all onto the counter top. "Regular, Chocolate chip, or blueberry?" I asked as I pulled out the food and looked at the minimal ingredients. "Chocolate chip definitely!" He cheered happily as he took my seat and spun around on it. "Geez alright, calm down my guy." I laughed as I threw all the ingredients into a large bowl and whisked them together easily with a hum. "Can I flip one?" Richard asked as he leaned over my shoulder and looked at the pancake batter watching as I whisked all the stuff together. "Yeah, just give me a sec. I gotta finish whisking the batter." I said with a hum as I stretched my hand a bit so it wouldn't cramp up before whisking again. "Okie dokie." He said with a smile as he continued to watch the batter from behind me. After a bit the batter was ready and I began to cook the pancakes easily with the large skillet. "Alright Richard, it's your turn dude." I said called as I looked back at the man with electric blue hair. He smiled brightly before running up behind me and grabbing the spatula, carefully flipping the oversized pancake. "Yus." He said under his breath almost cutely as he held the kitchen utensil in child like victory. I giggled before taking the spatula, and putting the pancake down with the rest of the pile after it was ready. "Aaaand done!" I said happily as I turned around and held the plate up on display. "Nice!" Richard said excitedly as he snatched up one and ate at the saucer.

I laughed to myself before feeling a hand grab onto my shoulder, and pull me back roughly into the familiar floating feeling. I quickly hugged onto the pancakes trying to keep a hold of the edible gold before feeling my feet slam against soft carpet with a quiet thud. "What the hell?" I mumbled seeing a portal close in front of me with a warping sound. "The hell do you guys want!?" I shouted in agrivation as I held onto the plate of pancakes before seeing the whole Smith family staring at me in confusion. "Bitch what the fuck?" I said quirking a brow only to see Morty turn around with a familiar alien baby. "Awe hell naw, I'm not helping with a baby." I said turning around on my heel and trying to walk out the door only to have my plate bump into something. Groaning I looked up to see Rick quirking his brow at me in annoyance. "No." I said plainly as I held onto the plate of pancakes close and gave Rick a blank look. "Your gonna help us you lil shit." Rick said as he spun me around and pushed me over to a nervous looking Morty who held onto the alien baby with hands on it's head. "S-sorry Y/N. Rick doesn't think I can take care of a alien baby myself." Morty stuttered as he held the baby close. "I highly doubt that." I said bluntly. "She's right. I brought her here so if that thing becomes a fuckin beast she can kill it with whatever's in the garage." Rick said boredly as he took a sip from his flask and kicked at the carpet boredly. "Bingo." I sighed as I left the room that smelled of hormones and sweat, and walked down the stairs into the living room before setting down the large stack of pancakes on the coffee table and plopping down on the couch, getting comfortable. Pulling out a Capri Sun, I sipped on the juice packet as the Smith family filed into the living room a while later and watched me like I was crazy. "Can anyone explain why there's a woman in our living room acting like she lives here!?" "I don't know but she seems cool." "Quiet Summer, not everyone your grandpa brings in here is cool." "C-can we not talk about her like she's not right there?" I heard the family bicker as I chilled on the couch flicking through channels. Rick rolled his eyes as he made his way into the garage  with Summer not too far behind thus beginning the original adventure but not without yoinking a couple of pancakes for themselves. Sighing, Morty sat down beside me and Jerry sat next to him giving me a suspicious glare as he walked past me, but I only if ignored him as I watched a reality TV show about snakes with arms that were on some sort of love island. "Damn. I wish I was a snake with arms." I said nonchalantly as I watched TV, earning a few disturbed looks from everyone in the living room.