"And that's how I escaped from space prison! Too many pills in my opinion."
I smiled brightly at my family as I placed my glass down, feeling content with my loved ones being around me, despite them having been off on a cruise for half a year. I felt my smile only get brighter as Richard walked into the bowling alley and sat down with my family, slipping his bowling shoes on before sitting up straight and smiling at them, the four introducing themselves as this had been the first time they actually met.
"Why the bowling alley? We've been here a couple times before. Aren't you burnt out on this place?" My dad asked half-jokingly after he had finished with his two turns, the sleeves of his sweater being rolled up from the extra arm work.
"I figured it'd be best to just hang out as a family since you guys have been gone for so long. I missed you guys, ya know?" I said with sincerity, my features softening as my parents looked at me in slight shock before smiling as well
".. Well this is gay." My brother cracked, receiving scolding glares from both my parents at his half-baked insult.
"Whatever dude! Look at you and Chris!"
"What is that supposed to mean!?"
The two of us bickered as we continued with our bowling, only to stop when a familiar waiter came up, his slick back hair not even changing a damn annoying thing about this man.
"Hello, my name is Jerry I'll be your waiter for tonight." The man chimed as if he didn't know I was there.
"Jerry, I need you to strip down and cartwheel while turning yourself inside out." I demanded feeling every inch of content drain from me as the man complied and removed his clothes before cartwheeling across the restaurant, only managing to get his stomach and half his small intestine out before collapsing to the ground with a gurgled whine.
"Damn, only half your small intestine. Ya'll really thought I wasn't as smart as that drunkard? Series 9000 my ass. This has got to at least be a dusty assed 4000 at most." I barked bitterly as I watched any human life form dematerialize before my eyes like grains of sand.
"And here I thought you were an easier target. More, emotional than Sanchez. Considering you're a female of your species and in the more hormonal stages of your human life." A masculine voice said from somewhere just out of sight, a surprisingly well dressed gromflomite stepping from behind one of the many walls of the bowling alley and sitting in the stool across from me where fake Rich was once sitting.
"Agent Tippyflips. It's an honor to meet you miss L/N." The gromflomite said as he got himself comfortable in his seat, the edges of his flaccid mandibles perking up a bit in what I can only assume was a smile.
I only quirked my brow at the cryptid looking alien and huffed in disappointment.
"Whatever, Tippyflips. I don't wanna hear shit." I said bitterly as I took a swig from my drink looking down at my phone that only consisted of a blank white screen, do to being unable to process what would even be on the device at this time.
"Oh, I think you will eventually, L/N. You see you can't stress your cerebellum forever. You'll either stress your mind palace to the point to where it will eventualy collapse in on itself and force you to relax and give us access to everything in your double fisted brain, or the series 4000 is going to turn it into a pile of sludge-"
The agent droned on, only to get cut off by a fart to the face as he opened a flimsy menu. I let myself crack a bit as I shot Tippyflips a taunting smile and looked at him directly.
"How's that for relaxed?" I cackled as the gromflomite cringed at the pungent scent off ass.
"Listen, I-" Another fart to the face.
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Portal jumping and lab coats?? | Rick and Morty x reader
Fanfiction... Fuck it... Blam! Y\N is in a universe\multiverse where Rick and Morty are just a show. But what happens when she's found by the citadel of Ricks and is needed to fill in that empty spot?
