{POV: u nd soctrates are havin a lovers spat afta u were cought hangin wif the sexy diogenenes. ur gonna need to make it up big to him to win ur hubby back}
The sun has barely risen. Its chewsday, and Socrattres is already gettin ready for tha day.
Y/N: mornin, soc!
Soctraees: hmph
Y/N: .... socreteates?
Socrates: didn't u hear my hmph? Im ignoring u, y/n.
y/N: u cant ignore me 4eva, babe.
soctreates: yes i can. i thougt i knew u, y/n. turns out, all i rly know is that..... i know nothing :(
y/N: soc.... :(
Soctreats runs out of the door. u notice he left his macrame beach bag behind! its got all his important philosophy ritings in it!
Y/N: wait! soc!
u chase afta ur hubby all the way to his favorit philosophy spot on a seclooded part of the beach. ur about to yell out to him when suddenly...
DIOGENES APPEARS!
*gasp*
u hide behind a conveniently sitchuated bush while diognenes slowly barrel rolls towards soctreaes.
Diogenes: well, well, well.... we meat again.
Socrateetes: diogns?
Diognens: yes, it is me. dogneus.
SOctrates: stay away from my waifu, b*itch.
Diognees: *BIG GASP!!!!!!!!* how dare you call me that!?!?!
Soccytrreates: how dare you try and seduse my wife!?!?!?
DIognes: oh, youw anna go? *fists clenching*
Soctreaes: if u aint careful, my fists are gonna examine your FACE!
Doggy and Soc beat up eachother -- its the most romantic thing thats eva happened to you. afta a wile, u rememba violence is bad, and u run in to stop them.
Y/N: WAIT! STAHP!!!!!!!!
u jump in the middle of the sexy boys - bad idea, because u do so just as socrrtreaes throws a sick punch RIGHT IN UR FACE!
Y/N: oof.
everythin goes black and u feel urself being unsconsious.
...
u wake up in hospital (thats greek for hospital). next to u lie doginens and scotreates, who are also in hospital beds.
Y/N: wear,,, wear are we?
Nurse: ur in hospital, y/n. u got punched by ur husband.
Socrtates: it was an accident.
Nurse: if diogngenes hadnt rolled ur unconshious body to the hospital, u might not hav made it... u owe him and his barrel ur life, y/n.
Y/N: *blushes* is this true?
Diognees; of course it is!
as the nurse walks out, diogenens slips her 20 euros (thats greek money), but u dont notice.
Y/N: are u alright?
Socrates: im fine, i-
Y/N: i wosnt talkin to u, soc.
Diognees: im great, never better! i mean, ignorin the missin finger and all.
Y/N and Soc: MISSING FINGER!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Diogenes lifts his hands to reveal he only has nine (9) fingers.
Dognens: i lost one in the battle.... There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool. and i....... am the wisest man here.
Soctrate: wOT!!?!?!?! i am THE ONE AND ONLY SOCRATES, THE WISEST MAN IN ALL OF ATHENS!!!!!!
Y/N: wow, dog. u look so sexy with only nine (9) fingers.
Dog: yea, i know. hey, y/n, do u wanna get out of here? just me, you, and my barrel ;)
Y/N: I would love to.
dogneens lifts you out of ur hospital bed and into his barrel. You roll away together, until...
...
You wake up in bed. Socraetets is still asleep.
Y/N: *sleepily* h-how did i get here?
u check the greek calendar on the wall. its..... chewsday??????? which means.....
Y/N: it..... it was all a dream?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTAAAAAAAAAAA >:D
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Socrates x Reader {Dialogue}
RomanceYou're but a poor citizen of Athens when philosopher Socrates comes up and starts flirting with you!!! What will you do?????
