POV: soctrees is gown and furgottan all aboot u :( davors is SOOOOO much harder than u thot it woz, but at lest u have ur gay bestfriend to mak it all beta :)
but wen a secret imerges that cannot be covered up, drama unfolds... ;)
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you dial in his number, and cry into the phoen reciever waitin for him 2 picc up
socrtates: hello? it is i, socrates, the greatest philosopher of all times
y/n: soc, its me... youre ex wifey
soc: oh.... you
y/n: (sobbing) i,,,, i hav sumthn to tell u
soctrtates: fine, get it ova with
y/N: its gonna chang everythin....
socrtates: spit it out, girl
Y/N; i'm..... i'm......
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ONE DAY EARLIER...
Y/N: blerGHHHHHH!!!BLERGH!!!!!!!!! choke choke cough spit
GBF: oh my god, bestie!!!!!!!! r u OKEY??? u hav been VOMITN all mornin!
Y/N, sadly: blerghhhhhhh.. blergh.........
GBF: oh, bsetie... lemme get u some SALTINES!
Y/N; blrghh
GBF, givin u saltnes: here u go
Y/N, nibblin on crackers, feeln better: hrgh...... i feel so aweful!
GBF: did u eat some bad susshi??
y/n: sushsi hasnt bean invented yet, gay
GBF: oh RITE!!!!! i totally furgot! wait... y/n, u are SOOOOO bloated rn!!
y/n, lukin down at her massiv stomach: oh no! whered that cum from?
GBF: hunny, you dont think....
y/n: wot?
GBF: im gunna go get a doktor (that's greek for doctor) to checc, okurrrrr?
y/n: u dont think wot????
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doktor: the results are clear... ur pregananant!
y/n: im... gregnant?
you are lying across hospital bed, a scethoscoep to ur stomach. with ur ancient blouse lifted up, ur starch masks are on full display.
doktor: and... its a girl
GBF: OMG YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
y/n: whos..... whose the father?
GBF: GURL WOT???????
doktor: u mean.... u dont know?
y/n: i mean, ive.... rolled around in a barrel with several men
GBF: i am GOBSMACKED, bestie!!!!!!
doktor: we will only no wen the baby is bourn
y/n; oh...
doktor: okay, well, good luck bein pargant.
doktor: leaves.
y/n: o socrates... we'rerly in it now. wot haev i done?
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image: this is baby socrates, he is so cute!!!!
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u are back hoem...
GBF: spill the tea, gurl.... who are our possyble baby daddies?
Y/N: well.... soctrtates, obvi. but also......... mayb diogenenes.
GBF: SPITS OUT TEA!!!!!
Y/N: i thot it was dream, but.... mayb it was not dream. mayb i rly did cheatet on my hubby. i mean, ex hubby.
GBF: gurl sis tea hunty slay YASSSSSSSSSS
y/N: wot does that mean?
GBF: its homo for oh my god
y/n: ikr!!!?!?!?!
gbF; gurl, ur life is CRAAAAAAY CRAY
y/n: wot am i gonna do????? my baby is ayther a philosopher or a deranged dog!!!!
gbf: u know wot u gotta do, babe...
gbf: hands u ur phone
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you dial in his number, and cry into the phoen reciever waitin for him 2 picc up
socrtates: hello? it is i, socrates, the greatest philosopher of all times
y/n: soc, its me... youre ex wifey
soc: oh.... you
y/n: (sobbing) i,,,, i hav sumthn to tell u
soctrtates: fine, get it ova with
y/N: its gonna chang everythin....
socrtates: spit it out, girl
Y/N; i'm..... i'm......
soctrtaes: JUST SAY IT!
y/N: im pegnate
socrtates; ....
y/n: did u here me? i said, im pergent
soc: ...
y/N: Say somethin pleas...
soc: im coming home
TO BE CONTINUED :OOOOOOOO
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Socrates x Reader {Dialogue}
RomanceYou're but a poor citizen of Athens when philosopher Socrates comes up and starts flirting with you!!! What will you do?????
