POV: After spontenuously giving birth in tha middl of th street, you and your new baby and ur babby daddy Socreates are home 2gether!!! You were davors from Socrat but you kissed so every1 nos your back 2 being mawwied.
Socrates Jr: WAAAAAH. WAAAAH. WAH. WAAAHA.
Socreate, shaking you awak: come on. u gotta feed th baby
Y/N: ok, but only if you change his diaper Socra--
Socrate: SNORE
Y/N: sigh
soctreats: i need my booty sleep, y/n!!!!! how else do u expect me to hav all the amaaaayzing philosophy thoughts without my booty sleep!!!!!!
y/N: fine. i will do evarythin myself then.
socrates; SNOREEEEE!
Y/N, opening tha babys dipper: what the f-
under the knappy, theres somethin there... it looks like,,, a tail? b4 socrates wakes up again, u quikly finish changing tha dippaper
y/N, to herself: im shure its nothing to worry about...
soc: what??
y/N: NOTHING GO TO SLEEP
soc: snore...
LATER...
u and soc are at tha ainshent playground with all tha other babeys and baby parents.
socreate jr: goo goo ga oag *eats sand*
Socreate (Snior): Sigh
Y/N: what isit?
socrate, anime bangs over eyes: nothin, hunni
Y/N: :/
Socreates: I'm goign 2 go buy an anshent brewski. you wait here
y/n: What about socreates jr.? dont you wanna spend tim e w him?
soc: Once a baby is born, he says, its mother feeds it and cares for it, even though it has never done her any favours. The baby doesn't even know anything about its parents yet but still receives their care and attention. For years, the mother has to go through all sorts of drudgery, day and night, rearing her infant without knowing whether she'll ever receive any gratitude in return.
Y/N: fine
socreatese goes away and u sigh again, watching your babby continue to eat sand and bonk heads with the other babbies.
Allofasudden, a BARREL races down tha hill! You gaspPP!!!! and you gasp EVEN HARDER when YOUR BABBY jumps up and crawls into THE BARREL!
Y/N: no,,,... it can't b..
yOU quickly run up to ur baybe and pull him out of th barrel. then smash the barrel and throw the bits leftover off a cliff (for good meashure)
soccares, walking back: hey babe wahts up
YN: NOTIHN
socrate:okay!
u leaf tha park, nervasly lookinaroud for loose barrals justincase
LATER...
u are at hoem.its nit timeand thababy is sleepin inthaotha room. u andur hubby are snuggle-wuggled upon tha anchient couch wotchin a live pantomine bctheirs no netflix in anshient rome. buttha pantamin is so loud it waeks tha baby up!!!!!
socratets jr:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yn: ugh i hate our son
socraets: metoough.
u andur hubby pause tha pantimin to go check on ur newborn son. he is cryin like a lil fuckin baby. u pick up and rock tha baby for a wiel and soc watches and does nothing to help like a good faythful husband.
yn: *sings anchint lullaby*
suddanly, baby starts to babble!
soc jr: i-i.... ih-i....
socratetes: omg babe he is sayin his first words. i hoep he speaks a profond philosphical trooth!
soc jr: ih..... i-
y/N: gasp!
soc jr: In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face
YN: ............
Socrtates: ......................
soc jr: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
socrtates: wat the fuck was that, yn.
yn: i dont know!!!!????
soc: i would know that annoyin voice anywear.
yn: i-
soc: is this my son, y/N?
yn: ...
soc: IS. THIS. MY. SON.
yn: i dont no
TO BE CONTINUEEEEEEEEEEEEED OMG THIS IS SOOOOOO CRAZY U GUYS WTF
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Socrates x Reader {Dialogue}
RomanceYou're but a poor citizen of Athens when philosopher Socrates comes up and starts flirting with you!!! What will you do?????
