𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫 // 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧

𝐜𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 // 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨

cowen and friends

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curt: i wish you could block people in real life.

owen: restraining orders are a thing

cynthia: murder.

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curt, trying to be a hetero man: sooo...what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

tatiana: the fucking audacity

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cynthia: i leave you in the safe house for a week and you broke the bed! what were you two even doing??

owen: uhhhh

[the previous night]

curt: bet i can jump higher than you

owen: fucking try me

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curt: i guess you could say i've...fallen for you

owen: you literally just rolled down two flights of stairs, are you even okay?

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barb: she was poetry... but he couldn't read..

curt: his name was jared, he was nineteen

cynthia: when his parents built a very strange machine

susan: watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!

owen: great job guys

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owen: FOUR MONTHS!!!!

cynthia: what the fuck is wrong with him?

curt: oh yeah it's nothing

owen: FOUR MONTHS YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

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curt: the stars look so nice tonight

owen, quietly: you're the prettiest star

curt: what was that?

owen: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR

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cynthia: i have a fucking amazing memory :)

curt: you forgot me in a store parking lot three weeks ago :(

cynthia: incorrect, mega! i did that on purpose :)

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barb, writing: curt, if you're reading this..

cynthia: can curt read?

barb: oh right. owen, if you're reading this to curt...

cynthia: i don't think owen can either.

barb: tatiana,

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