Main pairing: None
Other pairing(s): Wolfstar (Sirius x Remus) / Jily (James x Lily)
Warnings: None
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1.
*James and Sirius walking into the Great Hall*
James: Wherewolf?
Sirius: Therewolf.
Remus: Fuck you.
James: Ooh~ Swearwolf.
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2.
*In the Gryffindor common room*
Lily: Hey guys! Why are you all standing on chairs, are you playing a game?
Remus: Yeah. We're playing a game called 'We saw a big spider and don't know where it went'
*Lily scrambles on a chair*
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3.
Remus: Lily, why are you in my bed?
Lily: Everything hurts and I wanna die.
Remus: Time of the month?
*Lily shakes her head yes*
Remus: Mine too. Scoot over, we can share this chocolate.
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4.
Remus: I swear I'm going to kill Sirius.
Peter: Imagine a world without him.
*Remus tearing up*:Why would you do that to me?!
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5.
James: Unpopular opinion; Not all dogs are good boys.
Lily: I'm breaking up with you if you mean that.
James: Sometimes they are good girls!
Lily: Oh-
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6.
Sirius: Who the actual fuck?!
Remus: Language.
Sirius: Whomst the actual intercouse?
Remus: What the fuck?
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7.
Remus: Look straight into my eyes.
Sirius: You know I can't look into those eyes and be straight.
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8.
Remus: Sirius and I had an argument.
James: So he's not talking to you?
Remus: No, when he's angry, he gets really dramatic.
Remus: Here, watch.
Remus: Hey Siri, I love you.
Sirius: You just love the idea of me.
*Remus, sighs*
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9.
Remus: I'm ugly and I don't deserve you.
Sirius: You can't lie twice in a row now, baby.
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10.
Remus: I thought you were straight?
Sirius: The only thing I am is straight up gay for you.
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11.
*In the Sorting Ceremony*
*Student walks up to the chair*
*Sirius and James shouting*: Gryffindor!
Sorting Hat: Hufflepuff!
*Sirius and James*: BOO!
*Remus and Lily facepalming*
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12.
*At 3 a.m.*
Sirius: You're being ridiculous, a Thestral would absolutely win.
James: Are you kidding me? A Hippogriff is way bigger and stronger. A Thestral is all skin and bone, it'd snap like a twig on the first kick.
Sirius: It wouldn't be able to see it! It can't snap if it doesn't get hit, Prongs.
James: They're Hippogriffs, Pads, they've obliviously seen death before, they kill to eat, it would probably-
Remus: Wait, wait... do you hear that?
Sirius: What-
Remus: Shh! Listen!
James: ...
Sirius: ...
James: I don't hear anything.
Remus: Exactly, it's glorious. Go to SLEEP.
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13.
Sirius: Professor McGonagall, how do you become an animagus?
James: Hypothetically.
McGonagall: I can't tell you, I'm sorry.
Sirius: Oh...
McGonagall: I also can't tell you that in the restricted section there is a book about becoming an animagus called "True Animagus Transformation". I also can't tell you that Filch will be away on Saturday 1-3 a.m.
*Sirius taking notes*
McGonagall: You must understand that I am not allowed to tell you such things.
James: We totally understand Professor.
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