Why I Hate Fanon Haikyuu

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Imma go die after this is written

1. He's fucking blunt

He says things the way they are and don't sugar coat them. Yes he will do this sometimes, but he's not always like this

2. He's not fucking innocent, but he's just oblivious

He doesn't know what sex is. Like I said with Hinata, it's understandable if he doesn't know much sexual terms, but an 17/18 year old in high school and not knowing what sex is, is kinda weird to most people. And it's not because he's innocent. Nooooooo! It's because he's FUCKING OBLIVIOUS TO FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!

3. "You should have come to Shiratorizawa"

Yes, he believes that Oikawa should has gone to his school, and he doesn't ever deny that. But never has he once said to Oikawa "You should have some to Shiratorizawa". He tells him that his skills are being wasted at Aoba Johsai. And it's annoying how he says it every time they see each other. Yes it's funny, but it's annoying how he says it every time he sees Oikawa

4. Never talks about his feelings

Yes this is true. His best friend is Tendou, and sometimes, even his boyfriend. But he never once tells Tendou that he loves him. It could be that he's too embarrassed to say it, but he never does

5. HE IS A FUCKING FARMER

WHY THE HELL IS HE A FUCKING FARMER?! JUST BECAUSE THAT ONE SCENE IN SEASON TWO EPISODE ONE THEY MAKE HIM A FARMER!!! HE IS A 17/18 YEAR OLD HIGH SCHOOLER AND PLAYS VOLLEYBALL! HE DOES NOT FARM!!!

Better fanon? Here's how

1. Make him a little more expressive. Allow him to use emojis and emoticons, along with abbreviations. He's not a boomer, and he's not oblivious or dumb.

2. Don't make him say "You should have come to Shiratorizawa" every time he sees Oikawa. In fact, if you're making a video, only make him say it once or twice, but as a joke. Don't make him say it and mean it, even if he does. Use it as a joke

3. DO NOT MAKE HIM A FUCKING FARMER PLEASE!!!

Thank you for coming to my rant