fuck u cyril how many more times are u gonna change the name
anyways lets get into this shit
lets add three more members
Nyxie aka unbothered queen
-they are completely unbothered about whats actually happening
-always there for tea, ya know ;)
-leaves as soon as they become the tea
Isa aka I can top cyril
-too passionate to top cyril
-forgets they have a boyfriend
-like a mom, they take care of half of the server ;-;
-ok they are the only one with actual braincells
Rice aka joker of the family
-just here for some shit giggles and epic laughs
-have a shit humor, I love them so much
-they are the family joker, someone get them an award
-have a bunch of weird yet interesting friends *points at bingus*
now lets get in the incorrect quotes, shall we-
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Shine: School doesn't even test ur intelligence, it tests ur memory
Nyxie: it tests my patience
Rice: it tests my ability to hold pee
Cyril: it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
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Shine: I am not a baby
Isa: ok chill now take the medicine
Shine sobbing: bUT THEY ARE NOT THE GUMMY ONES
Isa: DAMN IT LIA I ASKED U TO GET THE GUMMY ONES
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Cyril: I never knew why people cared for their dumb friends so much
Cyril: until I got dumb friend myself
Cyril picking Shine and Angel up: I will kill you first and then myself if you hurt them.
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Cyril humming
Isa: well aren't u sugar spice and everything nice
Cyril: well arent you rudeness, sarcasm and..
Isa: good luck finding a word which rhymes sarcasm
Cyril: and lacking enthusiasm..
Isa:
Cyril: don't fucking mess with lyricist, bitch
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Kidnapper: I've your kid
Isa: ril there is someone on the phone saying they have our kid
Cyril: wtf
Isa [to the kidnapper] : sorry, I don't have kid, wrong number
Kidnapper: THE ONE WHO KEEPS SHOUTING "FUCK ME DADDY I AM HORNY"
Cyril: HOLY FUCK THEY HAVE LIA
Kidnapper crying: PLEASE TAKE HER BACK I'M SORRY
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Angel: CYRIL I GIVE YOU DARE TO CALL UR MOM!!
Shine and rice in unison: YES YES
Cyril sighing: alright
Cyril: siri call mom
Siri: calling "Mommy"
Cyril: FUCK NO
Nyxie picking up the phone: hello?
Shine:
Angel:
YOU ARE READING
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General FictionIncorrect quotes of me and my friends from various servers 🤩🤩
