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[Loud ass bang ringing thru out the dorm]Isa, running down in the kitchen: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!
Shine, with all the shelves and stuff here there, the sink tap broken and half of the part on fire: [Hits the woah] ALOT OF THINGS, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN
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.Rice: sometimes i feel like seal is just a neutral sea lion
Rice: neutral as in
Rice: without the "ion"
Cyril, sleep deprived: [grabs the pan] u motherfucking idiot
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.Nyxie: so what do u want for your birthday?
Lia: a ghost who fucks u and be romantic asf
Nyxie: but i can't-
Lia: i said i want a ghost who fucks u and be romantic asf
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.Shine: Wow, you have a great fashion sense, i love your outfit
Lia: Thanks, i dress well to distract myself from the fact my life is falling apart.
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.Rice, sighing sadly: I'm surely the most dramatic here
Shine: I'm pretty positive it's me
Lia, crying: WHY AM I CRYING
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.Rice: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
Shine: why would the movie eat my popcorns
Rice:
Shine: nevermind, i get it-
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.Shine, running in: OK SO I HAVE A PLAN AND I NEED HELP
Cyril, spining the wheel with all the members name on it: Ok, Rix it's your turn now.
Rix: damn it
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.Nyxie: what do you want from me..
Shine, standing in the corner eating the kit kat wrong way: nothing
Nyxie: PLEASE JUST STOP
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.Rice: [has alot of work]
Rice:
Rice:
Rice: [takes a buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of pizza they are]
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.Isa: now when she comes in, just tell her how you feel?
Cyril: yes.
Angel: [walks in]
Cyril: YOU GOT A SEXY FAT ASS
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.Shine: Hey, I'm single and you're single
Shine: you know what that means
Angel: yeah
Angel: you're ugly and i have a bad luck, thats what it means
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.Angel: I'm too tough to cry
Nyxie: just this morning, you were crying about snakes..
Angel, sobbing: THEY DONT HAVE ARMS
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