Gremlin castle

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*twerks*
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Reizel, looking for their glasses: Shine have u seen my specs?

Shine, knowing they are on Reizel's head: No, but i will find them for you, if you pay me enough.

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Isa: ALL IN ALL, A 100% SUCCESSFUL TRIP!!!

Rice: we- we lost shine-

Isa: ALL IN ALL, A 100% SUCCESSFUL TRIP-

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Kidnapper, holding Shine at knife point: three million or she's dead

Kainut: aw man.. that's kinda rough.. don't you have a.. yk.. discount or some?-

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[Angel and Cyril dropping Isa off at the airport]

Angel: Have a safe flight!

Isa: I have no control over that.

Cyril, as they start to drive away: Die then.

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Rice: why is shine on the counter??

Reizel: She likes to be tall.

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Irys: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.

Angel: you

Irys: that's not how that incorrect quote works-

Angel: fuck-

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Cyril, picking the phone: Shut the fuck up

Shine: It's shine-

Cyril: what the fuck she did now

Shine: No, its me, shine-

Cyril: what the fuck YOU did this time?

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Kainut: Cyril i need a favour

Cyril: im not giving u a lap dance again

Rice: lap dance?!

Shine: AGAIN?!

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Random guy: hi angel, how are u?

Angel:

Angel: [freaks out]

Angel: [doesnt know if to say good or okay]

Angel: IM GAY.

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Shine: Can i get some cereal water?

Reizel: some what?

Shine: cereal water

Reizel: what

Reizel:

Kainut, passing the milk: ofcourse sweetie-

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Rice: [sends a 6 minute long video]

Cyril, 37 seconds later: haha that was so funny, thanks for sending it

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Shine, to rice: if i were a gardener, i would put our tulips together

Rice: that's cute

Reizel, to rice: If i were a gardener, you would be my hoe

Rice: ...thanks-

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Rice: can i have some candy?

Kainut: You know the rules

Rice: no candy before the dinner?

Kainut: nah, thats cyril's rules, my rule is that u bring me a candy too

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Shine, in full police uniform: [breaking down the door] FREEZE! You're under arrest for robbery

Irys: wait, what did i steal?

Shine, taking off her sunglasses: My heart

Reizel: Shine you are paying for that door.

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Cyril, texting shine: I wanna put something inside you ;)

Shine: and what's that something ;)

Cyril: a knife ;)

Shine: Wait-

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Angel: DUDE WHY IS NO ONE REPLYING TO MY TEXTS

Rice: omg chicken wings for dinner

Isa: why is no one listening to me???

Shine: I'm going to the bathroom, do you want to come?

Kainut: Wait what? Can you repeat that Im confused

Irys: this reminds of that one time *repeats some story they already told thrice*

Reizel, invested in the story: WHY TF

Isa: Do you alls want to fucking die?

Cyril: you're all SUFFOCATING me, Move away i need to FUCKING breathe

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