some gremlin castle incorrect quotes bcs i miss that server being alive
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.Isa: Well, I hope you didn't do anything wild while i was gone
Cyril: I DIDNT!
Isa [pointing at Shine's and Rice's corpse]: are you sure?
Cyril: ....only two murders
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Nyxie: Welcome to nyxie's ted talk, let's talk about the two dumb type of persons in the world
Nyxie: Number 1. [points at Shine] The actual dumb creatures which even the god pities
Nyxie: Number 2. [points at Rice] The one who plays dumb because they dont want the number 1 to feel lonely
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Cyril: I don't think so you're mentally ok, shine
Shine [trying to drink the soup with a fork]: BUT I'M DOING IT RIGHT
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Rice: Fine! i admit i was wrong
Lia: Yes you were, and what does it make you then
Rice sighing: ..a clown
Lia: and what does a clown wears?
Rice: ....clown shoes
Lia: EXACTLY!!!!
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[at the vet]
Vet: What's the problem, Ma'am?
Angel: uh so my dog is sick and-
Angel gasping: OH MY GOD
Vet: is everything ok?
Angel: I FORGOT TO BRING MY DOG
Vet:
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Angel to Cyril: I'm not scared of you
Nyxie: actually.. i lowkey am
Shine: me too-
Rice: i think we all a-
Angel: SHUT UP GUYS
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Shine [stuck in the kitchen sink with hands duct taped to the tap]: you must be wondering how i got myself into this..
Rice: At this point I'm pretty sure you are just a fever dream
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Shine [lying in the bed, cuddling her pillow]: can we go to haunted house for the halloween?
Isa: Eh? what's wrong with one we are living in?
Shine terrified: What???????
Isa leaving, closing the door and lights: good night, sunnie..
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[playing riddles]
Shine: its something u put in coffee
Rice: my face
Shine: it's white
Angel: paper!
Shine: it's thicker than milk-
Lia: cum
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[on a call with Nyxie]
Rice: can we stay in your room?
Nyxie: why?
Angel: Cyril played with the ouija board and cursed our room..
Shine: AND ISA DIDNT KNOW HOW TO KILL THE SPIRITS SO SHE THREW SALT AND YELLED ''DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL"
Nyxie:
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Cyril: if u like me raise ur hands
Lia: what if i dont
Cyril: then raise ur standards bitch tf
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Ghost: BOOO
Angel: [sobs]
Ghost: im so sorry please dont cry-
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Isa: DAMN I MESSED UP
Cyril, narrating: she said, surprise reflecting in her tone
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Lia [intensly looking at something]: Rice, do you think i would be able to throw that egg in the basket there
Rice: no...?
Lia [throws the egg and it hits Shine's head]: You were absolutely right-
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Rice: When i look at you everything else disappears..
Shine: so you're blind?
Nyxie: blindly in love with you, dear..
Shine [blushing]: oh-
Rice and Nyxie: [high-fiving without shine noticing]
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Shine: yOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM CAPABLE OF DOING
Lia: you seem like an angry three year old raging over a broken toy
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Nyxie [breakdances]: What did you again do, shine my child?
Lia [loosing herself while crying]: WHAT IS THIS? WHY IS IT SO FUNNY? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN
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a/n Majority of it is mine, while some of them are nct and straykids inspired. credits to the owners im not claiming them as mine
Anyways, JSJSJSJ I MISS YALLS
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