Gremlin castle

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some gremlin castle incorrect quotes bcs i miss that server being alive

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Isa: Well, I hope you didn't do anything wild while i was gone

Cyril: I DIDNT!

Isa [pointing at Shine's and Rice's corpse]: are you sure?

Cyril: ....only two murders

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Nyxie: Welcome to nyxie's ted talk, let's talk about the two dumb type of persons in the world

Nyxie: Number 1. [points at Shine] The actual dumb creatures which even the god pities

Nyxie: Number 2. [points at Rice] The one who plays dumb because they dont want the number 1 to feel lonely

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Cyril: I don't think so you're mentally ok, shine

Shine [trying to drink the soup with a fork]: BUT I'M DOING IT RIGHT

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Rice: Fine! i admit i was wrong

Lia: Yes you were, and what does it make you then

Rice sighing: ..a clown

Lia: and what does a clown wears?

Rice: ....clown shoes

Lia: EXACTLY!!!!

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[at the vet]

Vet: What's the problem, Ma'am?

Angel: uh so my dog is sick and-

Angel gasping: OH MY GOD

Vet: is everything ok?

Angel: I FORGOT TO BRING MY DOG

Vet:

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Angel to Cyril: I'm not scared of you

Nyxie: actually.. i lowkey am

Shine: me too-

Rice: i think we all a-

Angel: SHUT UP GUYS

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Shine [stuck in the kitchen sink with hands duct taped to the tap]: you must be wondering how i got myself into this..

Rice: At this point I'm pretty sure you are just a fever dream

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Shine [lying in the bed, cuddling her pillow]: can we go to haunted house for the halloween?

Isa: Eh? what's wrong with one we are living in?

Shine terrified: What???????

Isa leaving, closing the door and lights: good night, sunnie..

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[playing riddles]

Shine: its something u put in coffee

Rice: my face

Shine: it's white

Angel: paper!

Shine: it's thicker than milk-

Lia: cum

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[on a call with Nyxie]

Rice: can we stay in your room?

Nyxie: why?

Angel: Cyril played with the ouija board and cursed our room..

Shine: AND ISA DIDNT KNOW HOW TO KILL THE SPIRITS SO SHE THREW SALT AND YELLED ''DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL"

Nyxie:

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Cyril: if u like me raise ur hands

Lia: what if i dont

Cyril: then raise ur standards bitch tf

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Ghost: BOOO

Angel: [sobs]

Ghost: im so sorry please dont cry-

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Isa: DAMN I MESSED UP

Cyril, narrating: she said, surprise reflecting in her tone

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Lia [intensly looking at something]: Rice, do you think i would be able to throw that egg in the basket there

Rice: no...?

Lia [throws the egg and it hits Shine's head]: You were absolutely right-

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Rice: When i look at you everything else disappears..

Shine: so you're blind?

Nyxie: blindly in love with you, dear..

Shine [blushing]: oh-

Rice and Nyxie: [high-fiving without shine noticing]

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Shine: yOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM CAPABLE OF DOING

Lia: you seem like an angry three year old raging over a broken toy

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Nyxie [breakdances]: What did you again do, shine my child?

Lia [loosing herself while crying]: WHAT IS THIS? WHY IS IT SO FUNNY? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN

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a/n Majority of it is mine, while some of them are nct and straykids inspired. credits to the owners im not claiming them as mine

Anyways, JSJSJSJ I MISS YALLS

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