Incorrect DISCORD quotes

genshin haven

stop. changing. server. names.

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Cyril: Bruhhh i have no one to talk to

Shine: hi

Cyril:

Shine:

Cyril:

Shine:

Cyril: bruhhh i have no one to talk to

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[in the gc]

Shine: Lips

Shine: OMG HECK I TYPED THAT WITH MY LIPS BROOOOOOO
(a/n i actually did type that with my lips, please appreciate.)

Rice: Heart

Shine: heart?

Isa: RICE????

Shine: ARE THEY OK

Cyril: dick

Cyril: ^typed that with my imaginary dick

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Shine: are you trying to make me seem stupid?

Cyril: You dont even need my help for that

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[102 missed calls and 70 new messages from angel]

Cyril: what the fuck?

Angel: I SAW A COCKROACH

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Vet: ur dog is pronounced dead

Irys: oh my god

Irys: i cant believe i have been pronouncing it wrong

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Jae: would you like some tea?

Reizel: What are the options?

Jae: yes or no

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Kainut: how was everyones friday?

Reizel: it's saturday today tf

Kainut: This had nothing to do with my question, u circus clown

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Rice: i got a rooster and i named it after you !

Shine: Aw, is it because its cute like me?

Rice: its loud and annoying like you-

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Isa: Hey about the love letter u sent

Cyril: um yeah-

Isa: the fourth sentence

Cyril: its where it gets emotional..

Isa: u forgot a coma

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Irys: i still cant believe im single on valentines day

Rice: yk.. what they say.. Roses are red, violets are blue-

Cyril, sipping from the glass: vodka is cheaper for one than two

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Shine: i cant explain how much i hate fucking bees

Reizel: then stop fucking bees shine, its a simple solution.

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Kainut: i will take a nap, dont disturb me

Irys: before you go go

Rice: dont leave me hanging like a yoyo

Shine: Wake me up bfr you go go

Angel: I make the world go do-

Kainut: STOP

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Reizel: fuck everyone who doesnt like me

Shine: wow thats alot of sexual intercourse

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Isa: They are so fucking immature sometimes

Reizel: remember when they found out they can drink two glasses of coke together

Irys, running inside with three glasses of coke: GUYS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING BELIEVE ME

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Irys: Shine are you vegetarian

Shine: Im a capricorn

Angel: shine you are a libra

Rice: i thought she is american

Angel: SHE IS INDIAN

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Police officer: How high are you?

Shine: no officer, its Hi, how are you?

Police officer:

Shine: Im good, what about you?

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Cyril: [using laptop]

Laptop, on low charging: [*creates noise* low charging, please charge]

Cyril: FUCK OFF IM RUNNING LOW ON MOTIVATION TO LIVE TOO BUT DO I FUCKING GO LIKE "BO BEEP BO" EVERY MINUTE?? DO I??? NO???

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Short one bcs my mom is calling me to sleep and the next thing i know is her coming inside and taking my phone 😃‼️