"okay guys I got a request by Jiang_Wuxian to do fanart so we are gonna react to that" nuri said cheerfully
"Tho I have to warn you guys about something" she added hesitantly
"Wh-what is it?" Jingyi stuttered hesitantly
"Well....um okay here's the thing in this fanart segment I'm gonna show you just how.....messed up? Fandoms can be"
"Oi speak more clearly!" Jiang cheng orders , starting to get pissed of by how vague the girl was being
"*Sigh* you guys know what ships are right?" Nuri
"I mean yeah I am the captain of WANGXIAN shipping club" xichen said cheerfully
"Right" nuri grinned before her smile fell "what what if I told you I found some fanart of really....fucked up ships?"
"....How fucked up?" Jiang cheng inquired
"As bad as you and lan qiren doing the freaky fracky" as she said that lan qiren coughed up blood before fainting
"Uncle!" Shouted a worried xichen
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Jiang cheng shouted , unleashing zidian causing the juniors around him to flinch away
"Ca-calm down a-cheng um xichen-ge is shufu okay?" Asked a genuinely shaken wei ying
"Ah...if I say yes would that be considered lying?" Xichen
"Brother lying is lying and it is forbidden" wangji reminded is big brother
"....then ......no comment"
"..."
"..."
"Ahem anyways so yeah I'm going to do this in four categories" nuri informed
"First category is 'cursed ships' meaning ships as bad as jiang cheng x lan qiren"
she paused as lan qiren regained consciousness shouted 'STOP WITH THAT!' spat out more blood then proceed to faint yet again
"...."
".. I- ...am i the only one who got a ridiculously large sense of deja Vu?" Asked a lan disciple
"ANYWAYS, after that is 'soft ships' as in pictures of ships the fandom likes but they are not real"
"And then the third segment being my personal favorite 'fluffy juniors' cute pictures of the junior quartet lan sizhui, lan jingyi, jin ling and ouyang zizhen" she finished "and last but not least we have another personal favorite ' triplet lotuses of yunmeng jiang'"
"...wha-what?" Jiang Cheng stuttered as he and wwx shared a wide eyed watery look
"Indeed what you two are thinking I am going show just what the jins and the evil wens have destroyed, to be honest, to me, they destroyed one of the purest relationships I have ever seen" nuri said sadly
"Wait who exactly are the triplet lotuses of yunmeng?" Sizhui asked
".... It's me, ...a-cheng....and shije" wei ying sad softly barely allowing the people around him to hear him
"...my mom?" Jin ling asked as he switched his gaze from his juju and daiju
"Yes a-ling, the old folk of yunmeng knew us and we where all like a big family, they called us the triplet lotuses of yunmeng because you would never find one of us with out the other two" jiang Cheng answered
"Yeah Everytime someone new came and we are mentioned, if they ask who we are the old folk would just say ..." Wwx trailed off as a tear ran down his face as jiang Cheng stood up walked up to him and shoved his face into his chest in a tight hug surprising everyone
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