if jingyi was in 'IT'

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"KIDDIES GATHER AROUND TIME FOR MY FAV VIDEO EVER" nuri screamed at everyone

"Geez, woman lower that voice would you!?" A purple grape scoffed

"A-cheng don't be rude to a young maiden, especially on as beautiful as her-OW LAN ZHAN YOU'RE PINCHING TO HARD" wwx cutt himself off with a pained yowl

"Pfft you're not one to talk with that easily jealous husband of yours" jc  folded his arms

Wwx just stuck out his tongue

"Jiejie what are we reacting to?"

"Great question a-yi and it just so happens to revolve around you"

"Hah?"

"Hehehh eyes on the screen lovelies"

The screen lights up to show a tired lan jingyi walking along in an alleyway carrying a small pouch of peanuts

"Woah a-yi you look so tired"

"Oh no"

"Why oh no sizhui?"

" Well a tired jingyi means an easily pissed off and foul mouthed jingyi"

"...."

"..."

"..."

"This is gonna be fun"

All of a sudden the half awake jingyj tripped over his own foot causing his pouch to fall into a sewer drain

Jingyi: oh...oh..where my shit go?

"Oh wow-"

All of a sudden a creepy clown face showed up

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"

"EW SO CREEPY"

"WHY IS IT THERE OF ALL PLACES?!?"

Jingyi: OH!...OH YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

"YEAH!"

Jingyi shouted as he put a hand to his chest to catch his breath

Clown: hiya jingyi

"Okay getting that the clown knows my name just sends Major red flags in my head"

"I feel you"

"Wait a-yi?"

"Yes a-die?"

"Why where you there by yourself?"

"...good question... nuri jie?"

"Ah I forgot to give background info, basically jingyi and sizhui has been staying up studying for end of winter exams and haven't slept for 120 hours along with thier duty's as juniors, jingyi wanted to by a snack to keep himself and sizhui up longer but then he had this run in"

"....120 hours?.... THAT'S FIVE DAYS!"

"WHAT!?"

"NOWAY!"

"A-yuan, a-yi you are not allowed to stay awake that much for studying after we leave here come to the hanshi so I can help you guys make a study time table" xichen spoke sternly bit gently

"Yes bofu"

The clown grinned

Jingyi: what the hell are you doing in a sewer drain you psycho bitch?

"Right that's just disgusting"

Jingyi tipped his head

Clown: what a nice pouch

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