Crack #2

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"okay kiddies let's hop right into it after this i got some funny tiktoks to show you guys" Nuri said cheerily 

".....will there be sad ones to??" asked a jingyi

"hehe nope! don't worry about it! ANYWAYS! ON TO THE  UNTAMED CRACK PART 2!"

the scene opens up to the twin jades as they walk down the step while the older talks to the younger while wangji's thoughts was spoken out

wangji: did i not hide my gay well enough?

"Pfft"

"Already up to a good start"

"I never knew the twin jades thoughts could be so funny"

"Yeah"

followed by xichen's 

xichen: bitch ik you

"HAH CALLED OUT!"

"hahaha hanguang-jun looks so scandalized"

as xichen asked wangji a question wangji's thoughts started screaming

wangji: IDKIDKIDK

before it calmed down into a 

wangji: yes i do :( 

"Well he definitely switches fast"

"It's so cool how lan xichen can read him like an open book"

"Can't wei wuxian and lan sizhui do the same?"

"....I don't know...hey sizhui can you and your mother and brother read hanguang-jun like that?"

"Ah yes actually a-die is pretty easy to read"

"Right! Especially when he is smug it's so cool how his face goes from cold to smug....even though it's against the rules"

"Hehehe a-yi you day that but you are the reason he acts smug" radish smirked

"Wh-what!? Nonsense!" Baby blushed

as xichen walks away

the next scene changes to Wuxian and xichen standing outside the jingshi as they spoke with xichen cheeky thought of

xichen: knew that he was gay

and wuxian's 

wuxian: what-

"Ahha wei wuxian looks so confused!"

"Aye can you blame me I didn't even know how we got to that conversation!" Wwx pouted as he snuggle into his husband's chest gaining a kiss on the head

the camera pans from xichen quickly back wuxian as he thought

wuxian:

 is this a confession?

i'm getting in my feels

conceal don't feel

don't let them know

"Well at least he is not THAT dense anymore maybe he might even confess"

The disciple was not ready...

"NOT DENSE!? IT TOOK DAIJIU AROUND 19YEARS TO CONFESS TO UNCLE LAN AND IT LITERALLY TOOK HIM BEING HELD BY HIS THROAT AND CHEWED OUT BY XICHEN-SHUSHU TO CONFESS! AND I HAD TO BARE WITNESS TO THAT SHAMELESS CONFESSION" Jin ling scream as he pulled on his hair in distress

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