"OKAY KIDDIES im really excited for this one so can everyone get to their seats?" nuri asked impatiently
"what are you gonna show us now nuri-jie?" jingyi asked
"glad you asked a-yi! im gonna show you guys different clips that revolve around lan xichen but the best parts is that his thoughts are gonna be shown on screenand a little bit of wangji to"
"excuse me what?" xichen asked as his smile froze
"you heard me zewu-jun...LET'S START!"
"do i have any say in this invasion of privacy?"
"NOPE!"
(play the vid now)
the scene opens to wwx kneeling down infront of lan qiren and lan xichen while lan wangji stood next to him, wwx was also wearing the gusu disciple uniform
"oh this seems to be when i got punished for sneaking in alcohol"
"yes it is"
xichen's thoughts was then seen on screen as his inner voice narrated
xichen :'you better pick a good punishment if yk what i mean ;)
"BROTHER!" lan wangji yelled extremely flustered as the other occupants in the room gasped at the first jades thoughts
"xichen what is the meaning of this!?"
nuri unpaused the screen
a young than wangji was the shown as he said
wangji : transcribe the principles 300 times
the camera pans to wwx who started to protest but was under the silencing charm
lan wangji was shown again as he spoke his thoughts
wangji : shit i got my mans mad
"LAN WANGJI?" lan qiren spat out blood
the camera pans back to xichen as he spoke but his thoughts were louder
xichen:
you missed your chance, you idiot
i was waiting for some wangxian content smfh
all my hard work for nothing
that was such a good set up too
"HAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS GOLD!" jiang cheng laughed out loud as he wiped away some tears like many other people was doing
lan ichen was then shown again as explained somthing to wwx as his thought spoke out
xichen: perfect time to make my baby bro look good for his mans yee
"xi-xichen-ge why?" wwx blushed sheepishly
"forgive me a-xian for my thoughts was not meant to be heard
the camera pans to wangji as his thoughts spoke
wangji: don't expose me bitch istg-
"WANGJI NO SWEARING!" lan qiren shouted as he spat blood
"mn wangji is sorry shufu" wangji said knowing damn well everyone KNOWS he is not sorry cuasing qiren to spit out more blood
back to xichen
xichen: wtf you want now, i'm being a good wingman
at this point lan qiren out right fainted making some unfortunate disciple catch him
to wangji
wangji: you're exposing my gay
"HAHAHAH" lan jingyi finally left out as he fell to the floor laughing his ass off along with jiang cheng and everybody else
"a-yi" sizhui lighlty scholded his little brother even though he him self was chuckling along with the a-ling and a-zhen
wwx was then shown as he asked lan xichen a question resulting in xichen's thought of
xichen: yas bitch now go claim yo mans
"XICHEN-GE!"
"OMG BOFU YOU'RE THE BEST" laughed out jingyi as the other three juniors joined him in laughing on the floor
wwx was then shown as he smiled and walked towards lwj with xichen's thought of
xichen: look how precious his smile is :(
"you think my smile is precious?"wwx
"well of course a-xian anyone who thinks other wise i won't hesitate to cut them down xichen said causing a shiver to go down everyones spine at the silent threat
as wwx walked closer to lwj and spoke to him xichen's thoughts was heard again
xichen: yeeee boi im about to get some wangxian content
"omg uncle-lan" jin ling was able to squeeze out
the camera pans down to lwj's hand as he clenched bichen with the words
'repressed gay clench' over it as he stepped back
after that the words
'coronavirus' appeared on wwx and
'social distancing king' on lwj
"whats corona virus?" sect leader nie asked
"ah its a global pandemic in my era" nuri explained
the scene changes to zewu-jun as jiang chengs voice as heard as he explain why they should be allowed to come but he was interrupted by lan wangji hearing jc thoughts of
jc: did i ask?
and xichen's voice of
xichen: pouting bc his mans just rejected him :(
the camera pans back to xichen has more of his thoughts take over
xichen:
guess i have to step up again
same shit different day
looks like he's trying to hide his gay again
xichen then aloud them to come causing wangji's shocked thought of
wangji: what-
"PFFFT-" wxx
"wei ying " wangji said closet to a wine
"im sorry lan zhan your reaction was just to funny"
"ok guys break time we will continue after wards" nuri
TO BE CONTINUED
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