i've been in this room for days. i don't know where howard went when he stomped out of the room like the big, sexy gazelle he is. the only thing keeping me sane is the smut i'm reading on wattpad. ah this is a good life! i'm in the middle of a real spicy scene when i hear footsteps approaching my room. ugh i don't want to stop reading but howard is entering my room. howard enters the room without a glance in my direction, what am i? chopped liver? howard stomps his way into my bathroom, what is he doing? i'm so confused. all of a sudden he starts brushing his teeth with my toothbrush. oh my god that's hot as fuck. "howard what are u doing?" i ask curiously. howard stops brushing his teeth, he marches over to me, he says "TAKE THAT" and punches me. i'm on conscious. ugh i hate when this happens
