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'knockoff sbi' server
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dadza - philza
explosive manager - wilbur
fucking menace - tommy
pig - techno
pretty girl - thalia
momza - kristen
poopcock - tubbo

poopcock
hear me out

fucking menace
No
Say no

explosives manager
sure tubbo

pretty girl
what's up :D

pig
the sky

pretty girl
shut up pigman
let tubs talk

fucking menace
TUBS???

poopcock
can we add ranboo

dadza
sure

pretty girl
YES WE CAN

fucking menace
No. No we cannot.

explosives manager
i don't see why not
phil are you gonna inv him

pig
whatever thalia said

fucking menace
Does no one listen to me

pretty girl
shush child
it's your nap time

pig
i see that ive taught you well

↳Welcome Ranboo. Say hi!

poopcock
BOO

Ranboo
BO

pretty girl
hi ranboo
im thalia :D

Ranboo
hi thalia i am ranboo

pig
thalia can u log onto minecraft

pretty girl
im at a shoot techno
in like...2 hours maybe

pig
do you need anything?
where's the shoot today? i can bring you food if you're hungry

pretty girl
i need water so bad
they don't have any

pig
send me ur location
im omw

fucking menace
Simp

pretty girl
leave him alone
im so thirsty i think i'll die if he doesn't come
someone give ranboo a cool name

enderman
now who did that
didn't even come up with an original joke /hj

explosives manager
yeah that was me

pretty girl
RANBOO
YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM???

enderman
on it
thalia.moore?

pig
thalia do you want chipotle
im hungry and there's a chipotle in my sight right now
i will bring you some

pretty girl
yes thats it ranboo
and yes i want chipotle
a bowl with white rice, the peppers, corn, cheese, and a side of the hot salsa please
get some chips too if thats okay

pig
on it
meat?

pretty girl
chicken or steak please

mumza
Phil, why don't you ever bring me chipotle

pig
which one

dadza
kristin please i broughr you doughnuts this morning
actually i don't think chipotle even exists in the UK

pretty girl
chicken thank you
and phil, what a sad life
also
i have to go
they want me to take pictures
i'll send some later

poopcock
BYE TAL

fucking menace
Bye

enderman
bye thalia!!

pig
im 2 minutes away
do i come in or wait outside

pretty girl
come in
and get my car keys
and grab the ibuprofen from my cqr
and then come back with our food

pig
got it pretty girl
see you soon

-

techno pulled into the parking lot of the warehouse thalia's shoot was at, with two things in hand; a bag of chipotle, and a big ass water bottle.

he pushed through the doors, meeted by a huge set. he scanned it for thalia's name, setting down the food on the table by her vanity.

grabbing her car keys, techno quickly rushed out, grabbing the ibuprofen from her car, and going back, finding thalia sitting by the table this time.

"techno! you're here!" thalia said, bringing a smile to his face.

"yep," he said, sitting down aswell, sliding her car keys and the ibuprofen towards here. "here you go."

she smiles thankfully before picking up the water bottle, and chugging it.

techno raises an eyebrow. "thirsty?"

thalia gives him a side eye, putting down the bottle. "no shit, sherlock." he chuckles at this, leaning back in his chair.

"do you need to go back to the shoot yet?" he asks, and thalia looks over her shoulder.

"i do. you can stay here though, i think i'll be done soon. you wanna come over to my apartment afterwards? geo misses you, i think."

techno nods, and she smiles, fixes her hair, and jogs back to the set.

he would be lying if he said that he didn't have a crush on that girl. but he'd rather be a liar than fall in love.

he said that he never would. and techno planned to hold true to that.


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