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@-THALIA:
i think geo has a girlfriend.

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@technobladeyt replying to @-THALIA:
what does this mean

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@tommyinnit replying to @-THALIA and @technobladeyt:
Can you read?

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@technobladeyt replying to @-THALIA and @tommyinnit:
tommy i majored in english

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@honkkarl replying to @-THALIA:
when thalia's cat has a better dating life than me

@honkkarl replying to @-THALIA: when thalia's cat has a better dating life than me

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@sapnap replying to @-THALIA and @honkkarl:
hello???? this is messed up

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@-THALIA replying to @honkkarl:
one day you will find a great partner like geo did, it's okay karl :)

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#general

dadza - philza
explosive manager - wilbur
fucking menace - tommy
pig - techno
pretty girl - thalia
momza - kristen
poopcock - tubbo
enderman - ranboo
german - niki

pig
i would like context on the geo gf thing

explosives manager
i also wouldn't mind it 😁

pretty girl
he keeps jumping to my neighbors balcony and laying with my neighbors cat

pig
cant they get hurt by doing that

pretty girl
oh no
i hadn't even thought about that
TECHNO
WHAT IF THEY FALL AND DIE

fucking menace
Then geo would fall and die thalia👍

dadza
not the time tom

pretty girl
well no dip sherlock
WHAT IF I BUILT A CAT BRIDGE

german
that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea

pretty girl
thank you niki
im gonna turn into fix it felix
and build a cool bridge

pig
build or buy

pretty girl
probably buy now that i think about it
moment ruined :(

explosives manager
look what you did techno
ruined the building of a cat bridge

pig
sorry?
i can go buy like a 2×4
and you can make a cat bridge out of that

pretty girl
its too late
i bought a cat bridge off etsy
it'll be here in 2 days cause i got express shipping

german
send a pic!! :)

enderman
cat bridge?

fucking menace
Yeah ranboo
Haven't you heard about Thalia's cat bridge

pretty girl
this js what the etsy listing shows

pretty girlthis js what the etsy listing shows

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pigis it gonna be long enough

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pig
is it gonna be long enough

dadza
did you get your neighbors permission

pretty girl
yes and no
brb

pig
isnt your neighbor like an 87 year old woman

poopcock
my neigbors are old people too
sometimes they bring me muffins
they taste liek shit

german
what kind of muffin?

poopcock
poop muffins
is wjat they yatse like

german
thats not very helpful

enderman
chocolate?
banana nut?
apple cinnamon?

fucking menace
It's a muffin. Who cares

enderman
blueberry?

poopcock
banana nut

explosives manager
i actually quite like banana nut muffins

dadza
kristin can u make banana nut muffins

pretty girl
GOOD NEWS!
she said yes
also her cat is a boy.
so um geo is gay

pig
congrats to geo then
this has been a trip

pretty girl
wait did someone sya muffins

momza
Yes. Apparently I'm making banana nut muffins now, so I'll talk to you guys after they're done 😊

fucking menace
Kristin you type like my mum
My mum is old

poopcock
kristin isn't that old
phil though...

dadza
i'll push you out of a train
hush child

explosives manager
he'd probably shut up for awhile if you pushed him out of a train

pretty girl
so violent

pig
what can you expect from a guy whos literally named explosives manager thal

pretty girl
yeah, you're right :)

pig
can u and geo come over

pretty girl
no he's at his boyfriends
come to my apartment

pig
already out the door

fucking menace
Really flirting in a gc
Wow.

dadza
you hush up too

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