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dadza - philza
bully - wilbur
pissboy - tommy
pig - techno
pretty girl - thalia
mumza - kristen
poopcock - tubbo
enderman - ranboo
german - niki

pig
houston we have a problem
mainly uh
between me and you pretty girl

pretty girl
uh oh!
im kind of busy

bully
what's going on

dadza
was abt to say something
have you guys been on twitter

pig
someone got into one of our personal instagrams
technoblade face reveal is currently trending on twitter

pissboy
Oh shit
Is there anything we can do?

pretty girl
it was probably mine
omg
im sorry
im so sorry

pig
and um
they know we're dating

enderman
no hello?
how are you?
how was your day?
sorry bad time
this has just taken me off guard

pig
no i needed that
i think im fine
we'll be fine

pretty girl
coming home rn
told them family emergency
if anyone asks my aunt carole is in the hospital with pneumonia

poopcock
oh neo your aunt car9le was a lovely lady

pissboy
Idiot she doesn't have an aunt named carole

poopcock
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

pig
so what do we do now

pretty girl
idk we were planning on telling them anyway
everyone already knew
this isnt surprising
for your face reveal we can just try to get it taken down

bully
well we can obviously see who wears the pants in the relationship
and its not techno

pig
die

pretty girl
❤❤❤

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@-THALIA:
hi! im thalia moore, and the rumors are true :) cue adele. or lizzo. either one works. techno and i are dating but pls respect our privacy, esechially his!!! don't spread his face around, don't spread any of the screnshots. at the end of the day we are (1/2)

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@-THALIA replying to @-THALIA:
still people and still worthy of the same amount of respect as any others. geo, techno and i all love you guys. thank you so much for everyone who's been trying to diffuse the situation <3 (2/2)

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@technothepig replying to @-THALIA:
you spelled especially wrong 🤣🤣

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@-THALIA replying to @technothepig:
love you too ❤❤

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@tommyinnit:
well now that you guys know i have to reveal that techno is an absolute simp off camera, everyone can vouch

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@wilbursoot replying to @tommyinnit:
vouch

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@ranboosaysstuff replying to @tommyinnit:
vouch

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@tubbo replying to @tommyinnit:
vouch

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@technothepig replying to @tommyinnit, @wilbursoot, @ranboosaysstuff and @tubbo:
die a painful death

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