bonus chapter two

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'just the boys' server
#general

dumb - tommy
dumber - wilbur
peepaw - phil
simp - techno

dumber
my mum just called me to ask me when valentines day was
which made me laugh
and then i remembered my favorite couple
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING FOR VALENTINES DAY

simp
idk
probably going to stay home and eat sushi and watch criminal minds
i'll get her a box of chocolate probably but she's been wanting to try matcha icecream so we'll probably do that too
there's an icecream place down the street

peepaw
we're probably going to pizza hut
keepin it casual

dumb
Do better

dumber
for once i agree with tommy
c'mon now 👎
do better than sushit and criminal sminds
but pizza hut is a god tier date place

simp
thalia would be so mad at you
she's the biggest criminal minds fan ever
i think she loves derek morgan more than she loves me

dumber
hot chocolate thunder

simp
personally a jj stan idk abt you guys

dumb
I thought you'd be a rossi fan
Tbh
/Neg

simp
isn't he that old guy that likes pasta
i don't really pay attention to the episodes

dumb
If you're about to say some cheesy shit, stop right now
I'm begging you

dumber
no go on

peepaw
leave them alone

simp
she likes to watch while we're eating
which is fine i'd let her do whatever
sometimes i want to vomit if i watch it while i'm taking a bite though

peepaw
kristin loves those true crime podcasts
and sometimes she listens to them while she's doing her makeup and it's just so concerning

simp
ive learned to live with it
geo likes listening to podcasts did you know that
everytime i record a video they fall asleep in my room and whenever thalia is listening to them he like finds her
i love that cat

dumb
The day i met geo was the best day of my life
I'll never forget it

simp
until he claws the shit out of your arm
and not the one you have cancer in
i couldn't do anything lmao

dumber
serves you right

peepaw
hate and love relationship with that cat
they didn't like me.

dumb
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
phil this friendship is over
only people geo likes can be my friend

simp
tbh he's right for that

dumber
agreed

peepaw
oh my god
im telling thalia

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'knockoff sbi' server
#general

grandpa - philza
bully - wilbur
big man - tommy
#1 cbs show - techno
pretty girl - thalia
mumza - kristin
fucking menace 2.0 - tubbo
deceased - ranboo
niki <3 - niki

grandpa
@pretty girl they're ganging up on me

pretty girl
who?
i'm at a shoot right now

#1 cbs show
sorry

big man
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU TO APOLOGIZE YET
SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
EHY WOULD YOU ADMIT YOU'RE IN THE WRONG

grandpa
the children
your boyfriend, will and tommy

mumza
Oh you big baby
Snitch

grandpa
yoU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

pretty girl
elaborate!! pls!! someone!!

bully
phil this seems to have backfired on you
this is hilarious

deceased
what happened
i just woke up

#1 cbs show
we told phil we can't be friends with him because geo doesn't like him
and now he's snitching to thalia
and it's backfiring
L

pretty girl
honestly thats a pretty fair point
geo tried to chomp your leg

grandpa
this didn't go as planned
i just have a tasty leg
im old leave me alone

fucking menace 2.0
HE ADMITTED IT
SOMEBODY SCREENSHOT THIS
POST IT TO TWITTER
LET THE PEOPLE KNOW

enderman
don't really feel like it rn tbh

fucking menace 2.0
fine i'll do it then

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@TubboLive:
the old man finally broke

-@TubboLive:the old man finally broke

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@ph1lza replying to @TubboLive:
i had to save my pride

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@technothepig replying to @ph1lza and @TubboLive:
whatever you say buddy. just start plannin retirement real soon. hallucinations don't last forever

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@-THALIA replying to @technothepig, @ph1lza, and @TubboLive:
i still have no idea what's happening here 😓

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@user2:
it just processed that tubbo's latest tweet means they have a discord server where they just fuck around and i want to see this

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@user4 replying to @user2:
OH MY GOD ACE THAT JUST DAWNED ON ME TOO???? TH3 NAM3S ARE AMAZING IM NRVET GETTING OEVR THOS

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