Jennie: okay
Jennie: we might have a problem?
Rosé: we MIGHT have a problem????????
Jisoo: calm down sweetie, we can arrange this
Rosé: oh sure
Rosé: because it's easy to hide a dead body right?????
Jisoo: If we work together, yes.
Rosé: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!
Rosé: AND WHAT WITH THAT SAD SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND????
Lisa: sorry, just had to.
Lisa: or do you need the coffin' dance??
Rosé: YAH!!!!
Joy: don't yell at my bro like that
Irene: welp. You and Lisa suddenly made up?
Lisa: bro never fight for too long
Lisa: only bottoms does that.
Nayeon: excuse you.
Nayeon: Mina just strangled me but we are perfectly fine
Mina: you sure about that???
Nayeon: yes!!
Mina: take another guess
Yeri: and bottoms aren't the same bitch
Lisa: I didn't know you were a bottom???
Yeri: I am a switch!! I give but I need my pleasure too
Jeongyeon: I agree with that but it's sad to say it's just going to be a dream for me
Nayeon: hey!!
Dahyun: can't relate to any of your top and bottom talk
Momo: but you have me
Dahyun: yeah, not interrested in being a mistress
Dahyun: I am a good girl
Tzuyu: yeah, you can't really say that when you are 24/7 cuddling with MY girlfriend
Dahyun: your girlfriend is the clingy one here
Jisoo: okay but if Dahmo was really a couple. Who do you think will top?
Lisa: I place my fucking bet on Momo
Lisa: I support my fellow main dancer!!
Lisa: plus she dated a gay man for a reason
Momo: HEECHUL IS NOT GAY DANG IT
Tzuyu: prove it
Momo:.....
Momo: okay maybe he is but don't gay shame him for godness sake!!!
Seulgi: aren't we disregarding our real problem here?
Jihyo: finally someone who has a fucking mind
Seulgi: right? I mean....
Seulgi: It's not about top or bottom but who is the toppest of all here
Jihyo: that's the most important problem right now?
Seulgi: YES
Seulgi: Bitch! I am the toppest here
Lisa: my fingers say otherwise
Jihyo: CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE THAT WENDY IS LAYING DEAD ON THE GROUND???????????????
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Blackpink In Your Area (Ft TWICE and Redvelvet)
FanfictionRandom conversation between the members of blackpink
