Momo: WE ARE THE LOVESICK GIRLS!! Nanananana because I don't know how to speak korean
Mina: Momo, you are in a Korean girlgroup
Momo: so what?
Jennie: are you stupid?
Jennie: ah yeah! I forgot, sorry!
Jennie: you are
Yeri: still bitter Jennie unnie?
Jennie: yes! I even almost killed my members
Jihyo: uh... oh???
Jennie: don't worry they are fine! I'll call the 911 if ever they don't wake up after a while.
Jihyo: and they have been unconscious for how long now?
Jennie: 3days
Jihyo: I am calling the police.
Tzuyu: Jennie best girl! 😂
What happened to the haters?
Jennie: I tied them up in an haunted house and made them listen to pretty savage non-stop.
Tzuyu: nice! I should do that too
Sana: you are scaring me
Jihyo: Jennie! Your members aren't breathing anymore!
Jennie: oh really? Too bad
Wendy: this woman is fucking dangerous. I am outta there!!
Dahyun: me too. Too shiny to die.
Jihyo: oh no! Lisa is still alive, I'll do the mouth to mouth to her now!
Jennie:.....
Chaeyoung: Unnie... I don't think that's a good idea
Jihyo: uh why?
Irene: you arrived at blackpink dorm knowing that a mad woman was there and you want to give a kiss to that mad woman's girlfriend?
Irene: what a cool way to die.
Jennie: I am just lovesick. Born alone. Die alone. No doctors can help me when I am lovesick. So here I am....
Jennie: if freaking doctors can't save me then better kill the others with me so I won't be alone when I die.
Seulgi: hummm she has really gone mad lol. Lemme bring popcorn and enjoy the show.
Joy: Unnie!
Jihyo: guys... hum...
Nayeon: you are screwed?
Nayeon: lol of course.
Jeongyeon: what is she doing right now?
Jihyo: hum... she is wearing a nurse uniform while holding a big knife. Should I run?
Jennie: come here Jihyo! I'll cure you from that love! All of you will be cured.
Seulgi: shits getting interresting!
Irene: KANG SEULGI!! THIS IS NOT THE MOMENT! GO OFFLINE AND HELP US BUILD A FORD! WE NEED TO BE PREPARED!
Seulgi: please! That's just Jennie. The little kitten
Irene: then die alone
Jennie: don't worry Seulgi you won't die alone promise~~~
Seulgi: ah....
Seulgi: wait! I'll help!
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Blackpink In Your Area (Ft TWICE and Redvelvet)
FanfictionRandom conversation between the members of blackpink
