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-You would think having the blood of the most evil creature on earth running through his veins he would be immune to such trinkets.
-And yet Michael is still of human form
-He falls into human desires
-And so when he has had just a little too much to drink, he can be a bit...loose
-Michael acts like a fool when he has had far too much to drink
-He prefers the richest red wine on days when he needs it most
-He laughs and giggles, swaying across the room to music no one else can hear
-Jeff and Mutt like to get him drunk when they need to ask for something
-That way he's too weak to actually harm them in any way
-One time they took him to a gay bar where every man hit on him throughout the night
-And it was karaoke night
-Michael took over the stage, singing and dancing to every requests the men gave
-Michael went home with half the bar's numbers and a few new hickeys on his neck
-The mornings after are always the worst, with his head pounding fiercely
-If anyone were to disturb him during these mornings, they would turn to dust in the spot.
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Michael Langdon - oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all >:) Also I'm doing this for fun and I take requests!