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-You would think having the blood of the most evil creature on earth running through his veins he would be immune to such trinkets.

-And yet Michael is still of human form

-He falls into human desires

-And so when he has had just a little too much to drink, he can be a bit...loose

-Michael acts like a fool when he has had far too much to drink

-He prefers the richest red wine on days when he needs it most

-He laughs and giggles, swaying across the room to music no one else can hear

-Jeff and Mutt like to get him drunk when they need to ask for something

-That way he's too weak to actually harm them in any way

-One time they took him to a gay bar where every man hit on him throughout the night

-And it was karaoke night

-Michael took over the stage, singing and dancing to every requests the men gave

-Michael went home with half the bar's numbers and a few new hickeys on his neck

-The mornings after are always the worst, with his head pounding fiercely

-If anyone were to disturb him during these mornings, they would turn to dust in the spot.

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