Take A Break And Love Me [InoTan] -chatfic

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bob:
why is that ceo coming over so often?

hes been also sleeping here for a month now

inosuke/son:
im stealing his money

not like directly

but like I stole some forks and stuff

bob:
,,,

if I find semen on my floor I'm going to kill both of you

inosuke/son:
betrayal

bob:
so is he your boyfriend?

inosuke/son:
hes my ex boyfriend

bob:
but you still like him

inosuke/son:
do you read my diary?

bob:
you have a diary?

inosuke/son:
a my little pony one

I just don't write in it

bob:
oh my fuck

sometimes I think you're twelve

inosuke/son:
on a scale of 1-10

yes

bob:
so how're things going with him

inosuke/son:
idk

we just hanging out

ig we sorted out all problems we had

like omfg do you know how often we had some kinda conflicts

anywhore

we talked it out

now we just hanging out every once in a while

maybe we kiss sometimes

bob:
you sound like you're in middle school and kissed someone for the first time behind the school

which is weird bc I know you two had sexual intercourse

inosuke/son:
ppl also call it sex old man

bob:
not appropriate

inosuke/son:
whatever you say

bob:
so do you want to get together with that boy?

inosuke/son:
maybe

,,,

yes

we broke up like 4 months ago or something

and ever since things have been more complicated cuz of the conflicts

bob:
you said you talked all your problems out?

inosuke/son:
yes we did

now we're like regular friends

THE THING IS